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Hangry as Hell: A Horror Comedy Mystery Novella

Freaky Florida, #0

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 0 - Freaky Florida
They are old, cranky, and dangerous.Midlife witch Missy Mindle is also a home-health nurse for vampires. You see, not all vampires are young, sexy urbanites. What happens if you were a senior citizen when you're turned? You move to Florida, of course, to an oceanfront condo tower in Jellyfish Beach. There's even a bloodmobile that shows up each night like a food truck.But a disturbed ex-con ... Read more

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They are old, cranky, and dangerous.Midlife witch Missy Mindle is also a home-health nurse for vampires. You see, not all vampires are young, sexy urbanites. What happens if you were a senior citizen when you're turned? You move to Florida, of course, to an oceanfront condo tower in Jellyfish Beach. There's even a bloodmobile that shows up each night like a food truck.But a disturbed ex-con
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Snowbirds of Prey: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #1

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 1 - Freaky Florida
Retirement is deadly.(Book 1 of a completed series.)Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve.A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents ... Read more

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Retirement is deadly.(Book 1 of a completed series.)Working as a home health nurse for retired vampires and werewolves, midlife witch Missy Mindle unexpectedly has murders to solve.A serial killer—human or otherwise—has been depositing bodies drained of blood near Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. If the police discover these beachfront condos are filled with elderly vampires, the residents
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Gazillions of Reptilians: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #7

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 7 - Freaky Florida
Are lizards the wizards of doom?(The crazy conclusion of the series!)Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard ... Read more

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Are lizards the wizards of doom?(The crazy conclusion of the series!)Midlife witch Missy Mindle is busy enough as a home health nurse for elderly vampires and werewolves in Jellyfish Beach, Florida. But now she needs to solve a murder, too. Who or what killed Marvin Nutley, her vampire patient found incinerated on his oceanfront balcony?Marvin believed in the Reptilian Conspiracy: that Lizard
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Freaky Florida Books 1-3: A Horror Comedy Mystery Box Set

Freaky Florida, #8

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 8 - Freaky Florida
Making other paranormal mysteries look tame.Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They're all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She's started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She ... Read more

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Making other paranormal mysteries look tame.Centuries-old vampires who play pickleball. Aging werewolves who surf naked beneath the full moon. Plus dragons, demons, ghouls, and more. They're all in Florida, land of the weird, where even monsters come to retire. Enter Missy Mindle. She's started over in midlife as a home health nurse for elderly monsters and as a witch with growing powers. She
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Gnome Coming: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #4

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 4 - Freaky Florida
They're coming for you.Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They're displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, become possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy must undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of "accidental ... Read more

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They're coming for you.Can you really blame garden gnomes for having a grudge? They're displayed as kitschy jokes, wounded by weed whackers, peed on by dogs. After midlife witch Missy Mindle seriously bungles a spell, gnomes throughout Jellyfish Beach, Florida, become possessed by an evil force and are exacting retribution. Missy must undo the fast-spreading spell and stop the surge of "accidental
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Going Batty: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #5

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 5 - Freaky Florida
A vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up. These strange bloodsuckers can turn into bats, unlike modern vampires. And they're also a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. Not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And now they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy ... Read more

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A vampire tale even a caveman would love.The retired vampires at Squid Tower in Jellyfish Beach, Florida, have it good. Until some ancient vampires show up. These strange bloodsuckers can turn into bats, unlike modern vampires. And they're also a bunch of Neanderthals. No, really. Not all Neanderthals went extinct. Some went undead. And now they want to rule all the vampires of Florida.Missy
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Dirty Old Manatee: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #6

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 6 - Freaky Florida
Midlife manatee insanityWho's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless ... Read more

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Midlife manatee insanityWho's behind the plot to kill off Florida's sea cows? While midlife witch Missy Mindle tries to solve this mystery, she must nurse a rescued manatee back to health. The problem is, he's actually a human shifter, Seymour, who wants to celebrate manatee mating season with her.Missy and her reporter friend Matt face corporate villains and team up with the ruthless
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Invasive Species: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #2

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 2 - Freaky Florida
A reptile's tale.Missy, midlife amateur witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, has two problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades with a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It's like Viagra for vampires. Don't ask.)Missy must find Schwartz while protecting the dragon from an evil, ... Read more

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A reptile's tale.Missy, midlife amateur witch and nurse to elderly supernaturals, has two problems. First, she found a young, injured dragon in the Everglades with a price on its head. Second, her vampire patient Schwartz has disappeared after getting caught by Customs with werewolf blood. (It's like Viagra for vampires. Don't ask.)Missy must find Schwartz while protecting the dragon from an evil,
... Read more
Fate Is a Witch: A Horror Comedy Mystery

Freaky Florida, #3

by Ward Parker ...

Series Book 3 - Freaky Florida
Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you.Midlife witch Missy Mindle suddenly has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy's nursing patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him ... Read more

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Embrace your destiny. Even if it kills you.Midlife witch Missy Mindle suddenly has two mysteries to solve. First, who is making dangerous magick attacks against her that appear to be tests of her growing witchy abilities? And who is stealing corpses from funeral homes in Jellyfish Beach? When an embalmer is murdered, one of Missy's nursing patients, a werewolf, is arrested. Can she exonerate him
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NightShade Forensic FBI Files: Under Dark Skies & Fracture Five

Mystery Thriller Suspense

by A.J. Scudiere ...

Series series NightShade Forensic FBI Files
These nail-biters from author AJ Scudiere will have you on the edge of your seat. In NightShade nothing is as it seems…Eleri Eames didn’t think she’d ever be allowed to work for the FBI again, so the special FBI division of NightShade seems like an amazing opportunity. But all too soon, her chance to start over starts to disturb her.When the FBI offers Donovan a chance to leave his job as a ... Read more

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These nail-biters from author AJ Scudiere will have you on the edge of your seat. In NightShade nothing is as it seems…Eleri Eames didn’t think she’d ever be allowed to work for the FBI again, so the special FBI division of NightShade seems like an amazing opportunity. But all too soon, her chance to start over starts to disturb her.When the FBI offers Donovan a chance to leave his job as a
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Witch upon a Star

by Angela M. Sanders ...

Series Book 4 - Witch Way Librarian Mysteries
Set in small-town Oregon, the latest in the witty, charming Witch Way Librarian series from Amazon bestselling and acclaimed author Angela M. Sanders features a spellbinding heroine, a clever cat familiar, colorful locals—and of course, murder. The perfect read for fans of Bailey Cates, Adele Abbott, Juliet Blackwell, and all cozy mystery lovers with a taste for the supernatural.Josie is eager to ... Read more

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Set in small-town Oregon, the latest in the witty, charming Witch Way Librarian series from Amazon bestselling and acclaimed author Angela M. Sanders features a spellbinding heroine, a clever cat familiar, colorful locals—and of course, murder. The perfect read for fans of Bailey Cates, Adele Abbott, Juliet Blackwell, and all cozy mystery lovers with a taste for the supernatural.Josie is eager to
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Junkyard Shifters: Books Four, Five, and Six

by Liza Street ...

Series series Junkyard Shifters
Do you have a misbehaving, violent, or otherwise problematic shapeshifter in your pack?Send them to the Junkyard, dumping ground and magical holding pen for unwanted shifters.Filthy CowboyStetson, a jaguar shifter, knows he’s exactly where he belongs: in the Junkyard, a place where all the bad shifters are sent. Reading books and fantasizing about the sweet librarian he’s never laid eyes on are ... Read more

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Do you have a misbehaving, violent, or otherwise problematic shapeshifter in your pack?Send them to the Junkyard, dumping ground and magical holding pen for unwanted shifters.Filthy CowboyStetson, a jaguar shifter, knows he’s exactly where he belongs: in the Junkyard, a place where all the bad shifters are sent. Reading books and fantasizing about the sweet librarian he’s never laid eyes on are
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