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Series series My Weird School
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Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement. ". will satisfy newly confident as ... Read more

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Miss Small Is Off the Wall!

by Dan Gutman ...

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Series series My Weird School
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Fan-favorite author Dan Gutman has won numerous awards for his children's books, and his work has been listed among the ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In Miss Small Is Off the Wall, A.J.'s gym teacher is acting really weird, teaching the class to do the Chicken Dance instead of a normal activity like dodgeball. And the other grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with ... Read more

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Fan-favorite author Dan Gutman has won numerous awards for his children's books, and his work has been listed among the ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In Miss Small Is Off the Wall, A.J.'s gym teacher is acting really weird, teaching the class to do the Chicken Dance instead of a normal activity like dodgeball. And the other grown-ups at A.J.'s school seem to have something wrong with
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Ms. Hannah Is Bananas!

by Dan Gutman ...

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Series series My Weird School
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Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out-so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever! ... Read more

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Award-winning author Dan Gutman delivers the fourth amusing tale from his popular My Weird School series. Even for an art teacher, Ms. Hannah is pretty strange. She wears dresses made out of potholders and collects garbage instead of throwing it out-so her students can use it in their artwork. And now, she's making A.J. be partners with smelly Andrea. This is going to be the worst art class ever!
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Mrs. Yonkers Is Bonkers!

by Dan Gutman ...

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Series series My Weird School
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Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet? ... Read more

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Something weird is going on! Mrs. Yonkers, the computer teacher, is the nerdiest teacher in the history of the world. She can type with her feet! She buys foam cheeseheads off eBay! She even puts a Webcam on a turtle! Is she trying to take over the planet?
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Hi, I’m Goat.Things were just fine around here until UNICORN showed up.So what if he can fly?Or make it rain cupcakes?And turn stuff into gold?Big deal.I can do some cool stuff too, like …Hey! What are you doing? Why are you opening the book?He’s just going to tell you how great he is. Blah, blah, blah.Go ahead. Just don’t say I didn’t warn you.Dopey Unicorn. ... Read more

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Mrs. Roopy Is Loopy!

by Dan Gutman ...

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Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

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The winner of numerous awards for children's fiction, Dan Gutman presents the third tale from his delightfully silly My Weird School series. Second-grader A.J. thinks Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, might be the strangest teacher at his school. The students believe she keeps appearing fully dressed as characters from books, like Johnny Appleseed and Little Miss Muffet. But every time a new character ... Read more

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The winner of numerous awards for children's fiction, Dan Gutman presents the third tale from his delightfully silly My Weird School series. Second-grader A.J. thinks Mrs. Roopy, the librarian, might be the strangest teacher at his school. The students believe she keeps appearing fully dressed as characters from books, like Johnny Appleseed and Little Miss Muffet. But every time a new character
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Mrs. Cooney is Loony!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

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Dan Gutman's critically acclaimed children's books have won numerous accolades, including the Booklist Editor's Choice and ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In this seventh hilarious book in Gutman's My Weird School series, A.J. still hates school, but he's developed a giant crush on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. Unfortunately, a couple of A.J.'s classmates also like Mrs. Cooney-plus, she ... Read more

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Dan Gutman's critically acclaimed children's books have won numerous accolades, including the Booklist Editor's Choice and ALA Popular Paperbacks for Young People. In this seventh hilarious book in Gutman's My Weird School series, A.J. still hates school, but he's developed a giant crush on the school nurse, Mrs. Cooney. Unfortunately, a couple of A.J.'s classmates also like Mrs. Cooney-plus, she
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Miss Daisy Is Crazy!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

45 min

Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor. "Reluctant students will have no trouble ... Read more

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Prolific and popular author Dan Gutman launches a fun new series with this tale about second-grader A.J. and the unusual school he attends. On the first day of class, A.J. tells Miss Daisy he loves football and video games but hates school. Then Miss Daisy tells him she hates school, too, and the students think their teacher just might be an impostor. "Reluctant students will have no trouble
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by Stephan Pastis ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series Timmy Failure
Unabridged

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Timmy Failure: Now Look What You've Done

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**“Puns, plays-on-words, and clever comedic timing will result in laugh-out-loud moments.”—**School Library JournalThe clueless, comically self-confident detective Timmy Failure is about to crack the biggest case of his generation: a school competition to find a stolen globe. But someone is clearly trying to game the system. Hoodwink. Con. Defraud. Timmy, with the dubious help of his lazy polar ... Read more

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by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

57 min

It's Poetry Month and Ms. Coco, who runs the gifted and talented program, is poetry crazy! She cries when she sees a sunset! She thinks boys should have feelings! She talks in rhyme! All the time! Will A.J.'s life ever be normal again? ... Read more

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Dr. Carbles Is Losing His Marbles!

by Dan Gutman ...

Narrated by Jared Goldsmith ...

Series series My Weird School
Unabridged

53 min

Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School--Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job? ... Read more

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Forget Thanksgiving. The biggest turkey of all is running around Ella Mentry School--Dr. Carbles, the president of the school board. He is grumpier than ever and wants to fire Mr. Klutz. Will A.J. and his friends be able to save their principals job?
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