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Sh*t My Dad Says

by Justin Halpern ...

Narrated by Sean Schemmel ...

Unabridged

3 hours 8 min

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is ""like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,"" has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:""That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, ... Read more

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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is ""like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,"" has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:""That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son,
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Egghead

Or, You Can't Survive on Ideas Alone

by Bo Burnham ...

Narrated by Bo Burnham ...

Unabridged

1 hour 23 min

A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ä¶Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy ... Read more

$14.99 USD

A strange and charming collection of hilariously absurd poetry, writing, and illustration from one of today's most popular young comedians?Ä¶Bo Burnham was a precocious teenager living in his parents' attic when he started posting material on YouTube. 100 million people viewed those videos, turning Bo into an online sensation with a huge and dedicated following. Bo taped his first of two Comedy
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That Mitchell and Webb Sound: The Complete Series 1-5

The BBC Radio 4 comedy show

by David Mitchell, Robert Webb ...

Narrated by David Mitchell, Robert Webb, Olivia Colman, James Bachman, Sarah Hadland ...

Unabridged

13 hours 56 min

All five series of the award-winning sketch show - plus standalone comedy Daydream Believers'Fresh and full of invention' The TelegraphWelcome to the inside-out world of Mitchell and Webb, a strange and surreal place populated by misfits, eccentrics, talking animals and a few stray Radio 4 arts programme presenters.Included here are all five series of their fantastically skewed comedy show, packed ... Read more

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All five series of the award-winning sketch show - plus standalone comedy Daydream Believers'Fresh and full of invention' The TelegraphWelcome to the inside-out world of Mitchell and Webb, a strange and surreal place populated by misfits, eccentrics, talking animals and a few stray Radio 4 arts programme presenters.Included here are all five series of their fantastically skewed comedy show, packed
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Bored of the Rings

A Parody

by The Harvard Lampoon ...

Narrated by Jim Meskimen ...

Unabridged

5 hours 29 min

A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a furry little "hero" named Frito, ready—or maybe just forced by the wizard Goodgulf—to undertake the one mission that can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed. Luscious Elf-maidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kiss the unwary to death—these are just ... Read more

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A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a furry little "hero" named Frito, ready—or maybe just forced by the wizard Goodgulf—to undertake the one mission that can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed. Luscious Elf-maidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kiss the unwary to death—these are just
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Still Ranting After All These Years

by Dennis Miller ...

Narrated by Dennis Miller ...

Abridged

2 hours 8 min

If you thought Dennis Miller was done ranting, guess again. In Still Ranting After All These Years, recorded in early 2002, Miller is in fine form, commenting on everything from ""War and Terrorism"" to Enron; from ""Obsessed Parents"" to the ""End of Class;"" to ""Truth in the Media,"" and so much more. Throughout, Miller is what we have come to expect from him: smart, cutting, laugh-out-loud ... Read more

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If you thought Dennis Miller was done ranting, guess again. In Still Ranting After All These Years, recorded in early 2002, Miller is in fine form, commenting on everything from ""War and Terrorism"" to Enron; from ""Obsessed Parents"" to the ""End of Class;"" to ""Truth in the Media,"" and so much more. Throughout, Miller is what we have come to expect from him: smart, cutting, laugh-out-loud
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A Child's First Book of Trump

by Michael Ian Black ...

Narrated by Michael Ian Black ...

Unabridged

7 min

**A New York Times bestseller!What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true.**The beasty is called an ... Read more

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**A New York Times bestseller!What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true.**The beasty is called an
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100 Funny Quotes Part 2: Laugh-Out-Loud With The Funniest, Silliest, Dumbest Jokes, Riddles, Quotes, Terrible Wise Cracks

by Adam Cardone ...

Narrated by Greg Pearce ...

Unabridged

17 min

Pop A Funny Quote Wherever, Whenever You Want!"I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating." ~ Mark Twain"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." ~ Elayne Boosler"There's no sauce in the world like hunger." ~ Miguel de Cervantes"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." ... Read more

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Pop A Funny Quote Wherever, Whenever You Want!"I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating." ~ Mark Twain"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." ~ Elayne Boosler"There's no sauce in the world like hunger." ~ Miguel de Cervantes"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three."
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D’you Hear There!

Daily Pipes of the Royal Navy

by Commodore Richard Harris ...

Narrated by David Rintoul ...

Unabridged

4 hours 42 min

Bloomsbury presents D'you Hear There!: Daily Pipes of the Royal Navy by Richard Harris, read by David Rintoul.A unique approach to describing life at sea in the Royal Navy.Despite the introduction of modern-day technology, Ships and Submarines of the Royal Navy still operate on the basis of main broadcast announcements, known in the Royal Navy as Pipes. Before the introduction of main broadcasts, ... Read more

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Bloomsbury presents D'you Hear There!: Daily Pipes of the Royal Navy by Richard Harris, read by David Rintoul.A unique approach to describing life at sea in the Royal Navy.Despite the introduction of modern-day technology, Ships and Submarines of the Royal Navy still operate on the basis of main broadcast announcements, known in the Royal Navy as Pipes. Before the introduction of main broadcasts,
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Planet Funny

How Comedy Took Over Our Culture

by Ken Jennings ...

Narrated by Ken Jennings ...

Unabridged

9 hours 11 min

A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the YearThe witty and exuberant New York Times bestselling author and record-setting Jeopardy! championKen Jennings relays the history of humor in “lively, insightful, and crawling with goofy factlings,” (Maria Semple, author of Where’d You Go Bernadette)—from fart jokes on clay Sumerian tablets to the latest Twitter gags and Facebook memes.Where once society’s most . ... Read more

$25.99 USD

A Kirkus Reviews Best Book of the YearThe witty and exuberant New York Times bestselling author and record-setting Jeopardy! championKen Jennings relays the history of humor in “lively, insightful, and crawling with goofy factlings,” (Maria Semple, author of Where’d You Go Bernadette)—from fart jokes on clay Sumerian tablets to the latest Twitter gags and Facebook memes.Where once society’s most .
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Der Superagent

by Herbert Hisel ...

Narrated by Herbert Hisel ...

Unabridged

6 min

Herbert Hisel war in den 1960er und 1970er Jahren der bekannteste fränkische Humorist. Die Beteuerung "Jou werkli" (fränkisch für: Ja, wirklich und dient der Betonung des Wahrheitsgehalts einer Aussage) war sein Markenzeichen. Seine mit Komik und Witz in Nürnberger Mundart gespickten Vorträge brachten dem Redekünstler drei Goldene Schallplatten ein. Hier ist sein Vortrag über: Der Superagent ... Read more

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Herbert Hisel war in den 1960er und 1970er Jahren der bekannteste fränkische Humorist. Die Beteuerung "Jou werkli" (fränkisch für: Ja, wirklich und dient der Betonung des Wahrheitsgehalts einer Aussage) war sein Markenzeichen. Seine mit Komik und Witz in Nürnberger Mundart gespickten Vorträge brachten dem Redekünstler drei Goldene Schallplatten ein. Hier ist sein Vortrag über: Der Superagent
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Анекдоты от А до Ха-Ха-Ха

by Сборник ...

Narrated by Павел Ломакин ...

Series series Карманная библиотека
Unabridged

3 hours 10 min

«Анекдоты от А до Ха‑Ха‑Ха» — это взрывной коктейль из шуток и неподражаемого народного юмора, который заставит вас улыбнуться! Здесь соседствуют вечные герои, персонажи из современной жизни и абсурдные ситуации, в которых реальность переплетается с фантазией самым неожиданным образом. Эта книга — идеальный спутник для: — долгих поездок, когда нужно развеять скуку; — дружеских посиделок, где ... Read more

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«Анекдоты от А до Ха‑Ха‑Ха» — это взрывной коктейль из шуток и неподражаемого народного юмора, который заставит вас улыбнуться! Здесь соседствуют вечные герои, персонажи из современной жизни и абсурдные ситуации, в которых реальность переплетается с фантазией самым неожиданным образом. Эта книга — идеальный спутник для: — долгих поездок, когда нужно развеять скуку; — дружеских посиделок, где
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111 Piadas

by Ramón Veloso ...

Narrated by Voz Digital Paulo G ...

Unabridged

52 min

Este audiolivro é narrado por uma voz digital.Sabe aqueles momentos em que tudo o que você precisa é de uma boa risada?Esse áudiolivro é o seu passaporte para se divertir, relaxar e espalhar sorrisos por onde passar. ... Read more

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Este audiolivro é narrado por uma voz digital.Sabe aqueles momentos em que tudo o que você precisa é de uma boa risada?Esse áudiolivro é o seu passaporte para se divertir, relaxar e espalhar sorrisos por onde passar.
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Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes:, The

For Everyone not Just Chemists

by Shane Van ...

Narrated by Jeff Heisler ...

Series Audiobook 1 - The Fantastic Jook Books
Unabridged

1 hour 46 min

Welcome, welcome! With so many people slapping their neon The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes, this author’s edition has been released. No matter your understanding of chemistry, I am sure you'll get a reaction, because the jokes within, are sodium funny. These jokes have been accumulated through years of interactions with fellow scientists and teachers and lots of drinking in strange bars late ... Read more

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Welcome, welcome! With so many people slapping their neon The Fantastic Book of Chemistry Jokes, this author’s edition has been released. No matter your understanding of chemistry, I am sure you'll get a reaction, because the jokes within, are sodium funny. These jokes have been accumulated through years of interactions with fellow scientists and teachers and lots of drinking in strange bars late
... Read more
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My Cat Has Filed a Complaint

A Hilarious 16 Charges of Late Breakfasts, Closed Doors, and More Human Performance Failures

by Jenny Jones ...

Narrated by AI Voice Eric Smith ...

Unabridged

5 hours 32 min

This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. This book is the official record of a complaint, and you are the party being complained about. Your cat has retained counsel, engaged a court reporter, and filed a formal grievance accusing you of a long list of human performance failures, including the late breakfast, the closed door, the cheap litter, the unacceptable food, and the unforgivable habit of ... Read more

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This audiobook is narrated by an AI Voice. This book is the official record of a complaint, and you are the party being complained about. Your cat has retained counsel, engaged a court reporter, and filed a formal grievance accusing you of a long list of human performance failures, including the late breakfast, the closed door, the cheap litter, the unacceptable food, and the unforgivable habit of
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Laurel & Hardy - On The Move Movers

by Larry Harmon ...

Narrated by Larry Harmon, Henry Calvin ...

Unabridged

7 min

A classic Laurel and Hardy routine.Laurel and Hardy were a British-American comedy duo act during the early era of American cinema, consisting of Englishman Stan Laurel (1890–1965) and American Oliver Hardy (1892–1957). Starting their career as a duo in the silent film era, they later successfully transitioned to "talkies.” From the late 1920s to the mid-1950s, they were internationally famous for ... Read more

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A classic Laurel and Hardy routine.Laurel and Hardy were a British-American comedy duo act during the early era of American cinema, consisting of Englishman Stan Laurel (1890–1965) and American Oliver Hardy (1892–1957). Starting their career as a duo in the silent film era, they later successfully transitioned to "talkies.” From the late 1920s to the mid-1950s, they were internationally famous for
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Só piadas de português

by Mauro Penha ...

Narrated by Female synthesized voice ...

Unabridged

15 min

No metrô, no ônibus, na escola, no trabalho, em casa, no comercial, no banheiro, na rua, na fila do pão, na praça, na cama, no sofá, em qualquer lugar que você estiver, espante o tédio se divertindo com piadas de português, só as melhores. ... Read more

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No metrô, no ônibus, na escola, no trabalho, em casa, no comercial, no banheiro, na rua, na fila do pão, na praça, na cama, no sofá, em qualquer lugar que você estiver, espante o tédio se divertindo com piadas de português, só as melhores.
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101 truquitos para speak English de una vez por todas

El libro definitivo para aprender inglés

by María G. Durán ...

Narrated by María G. Durán ...

Unabridged

2 hours 1 min

101 TRUQUITOS DE INGLÉS QUE TE CAMBIARÁN LA VIDA(O, AL MENOS, TU FORMA DE SPEAK ENGLISH)¿Respondes el mítico «fine, thank you» cuando te preguntan cómo estás? ¿Confundes palabras que suenan igual y escribes igual palabras que son diferentes? ¿Hay expresiones típicas que nunca sabes cómo decir o que se te quedan on the tip of your tongue?Sea cual sea tu nivel, este libro es para ti.Dale vidilla a ... Read more

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101 TRUQUITOS DE INGLÉS QUE TE CAMBIARÁN LA VIDA(O, AL MENOS, TU FORMA DE SPEAK ENGLISH)¿Respondes el mítico «fine, thank you» cuando te preguntan cómo estás? ¿Confundes palabras que suenan igual y escribes igual palabras que son diferentes? ¿Hay expresiones típicas que nunca sabes cómo decir o que se te quedan on the tip of your tongue?Sea cual sea tu nivel, este libro es para ti.Dale vidilla a
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Hancock's Half Hour: Series 4

20 episodes of the classic BBC Radio comedy series

by Ray Galton, Alan Simpson ...

Narrated by Full Cast, Sid James, Tony Hancock ...

Unabridged

10 hours 6 min

The fourth series of the legendary BBC Radio comedy series starring Tony HancockCreated by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson in 1954, 'Hancock’s Half Hour' was the radio vehicle that made Tony Hancock a household name. Each week listeners would be admitted to the sometimes fantastical, sometimes mundane life of “the lad ‘imself”. Aided and abetted by Sid James, Bill Kerr Kenneth Williams and Hattie ... Read more

$18.79 USD

The fourth series of the legendary BBC Radio comedy series starring Tony HancockCreated by Ray Galton and Alan Simpson in 1954, 'Hancock’s Half Hour' was the radio vehicle that made Tony Hancock a household name. Each week listeners would be admitted to the sometimes fantastical, sometimes mundane life of “the lad ‘imself”. Aided and abetted by Sid James, Bill Kerr Kenneth Williams and Hattie
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Chistes para siempre

Cuentos graciosos y humor gráfico para reír sin parar

by Marcelo Pineda Herrera ...

Narrated by Leonardo Suárez ...

Unabridged

1 hour 18 min

Este audiolibro de humor es tanto para adultos como así también para niños, ya que no encontrarás chistes groseros ni de mal gusto, ya que esta obra ha sido pensada para leer en familia, sin temor a encontrarnos con malas palabras o mensajes de doble sentido.En este audiolibrolibro de chistes sanos, encontrarás relatos graciosos y también humor gráfico, ya que he incluido algunos dibujos que he ... Read more

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Este audiolibro de humor es tanto para adultos como así también para niños, ya que no encontrarás chistes groseros ni de mal gusto, ya que esta obra ha sido pensada para leer en familia, sin temor a encontrarnos con malas palabras o mensajes de doble sentido.En este audiolibrolibro de chistes sanos, encontrarás relatos graciosos y también humor gráfico, ya que he incluido algunos dibujos que he
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99 Chuck Norris Jokes That Will Knock You Out Literally

by Absurd Jokes ...

Narrated by Digital Voice Natasha E ...

Unabridged

16 min

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.Get ready to laugh until you cry with 99 Chuck Norris Jokes That Will Knock You Out (Literally!)—the ultimate collection of side-splitting, fist-pumping, and internet-breaking Chuck Norris jokes!From roundhouse kicks that defy physics to legendary one-liners that can shatter the sound barrier, this audiobook is packed with the funniest and most ... Read more

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This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice.Get ready to laugh until you cry with 99 Chuck Norris Jokes That Will Knock You Out (Literally!)—the ultimate collection of side-splitting, fist-pumping, and internet-breaking Chuck Norris jokes!From roundhouse kicks that defy physics to legendary one-liners that can shatter the sound barrier, this audiobook is packed with the funniest and most
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90% Lachen, 10% Fremdscham - Flachwitze vom Feinsten

Der ultimative Lach-Kick - Flachwitze, die du lieben wirst (und nie vergessen kannst)!

by Marcel Schmidtpeter ...

Narrated by Marcel Schmidtpeter ...

Unabridged

1 hour 10 min

Mach dich bereit für den ultimativen Lach-Kick! Dieses Hörbuch ist eine Hommage an die schönste Kunstform der Welt: den Flachwitz.Von knackigen Einzeilern über absurde Frage-Antwort-Witze bis hin zu urkomischen Dialogen – hier gibt es nichts, was deine Lachmuskeln verschont. Egal, ob du heimlich über die Spaghetti-Witze lachst oder schamlos die Enter-Taste-Wortspiele feierst, eines ist sicher: ... Read more

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Mach dich bereit für den ultimativen Lach-Kick! Dieses Hörbuch ist eine Hommage an die schönste Kunstform der Welt: den Flachwitz.Von knackigen Einzeilern über absurde Frage-Antwort-Witze bis hin zu urkomischen Dialogen – hier gibt es nichts, was deine Lachmuskeln verschont. Egal, ob du heimlich über die Spaghetti-Witze lachst oder schamlos die Enter-Taste-Wortspiele feierst, eines ist sicher:
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Aimless Love

A Selection of Poems

by Billy Collins ...

Narrated by Billy Collins ...

Unabridged

1 hour 24 min

**DIGITAL EXCLUSIVE: Includes 5 additional poems only available on the digital download.“Billy Collins puts the ‘fun’ back in ‘profundity.’ ”—Alice Fulton**From the two-term Poet Laureate of the United States Billy Collins comes his first compilation of new and selected poems in twelve years. Aimless Love combines new poems with selections from four previous books—Nine Horses, The Trouble with ... Read more

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**DIGITAL EXCLUSIVE: Includes 5 additional poems only available on the digital download.“Billy Collins puts the ‘fun’ back in ‘profundity.’ ”—Alice Fulton**From the two-term Poet Laureate of the United States Billy Collins comes his first compilation of new and selected poems in twelve years. Aimless Love combines new poems with selections from four previous books—Nine Horses, The Trouble with
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Sinnverweigerungen

by Erich Dix, Erich Dix ...

Narrated by Erich Dix ...

Unabridged

1 hour 16 min

In "Sinnverweigerungen" bewegt sich der Autor gereimt und ungereimt im Bereich der Nonsensdichtung und geht dabei manchmal an die Grenzen der Logik und Sprache. Erich Dix liest aus seinen Büchern KLIRR-KLAR (2020), FLIRR-SINN (2017), WIRR-WAHR (2013) und IRR-WISCHE (2011). ... Read more

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In "Sinnverweigerungen" bewegt sich der Autor gereimt und ungereimt im Bereich der Nonsensdichtung und geht dabei manchmal an die Grenzen der Logik und Sprache. Erich Dix liest aus seinen Büchern KLIRR-KLAR (2020), FLIRR-SINN (2017), WIRR-WAHR (2013) und IRR-WISCHE (2011).
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Saulustig - Witze, Spass und Schweinereien, Vol. 4

Witze und Humor für Erwachsene!

by Der Spassdigga, Der Spassdigga ...

Narrated by Der Spassdigga ...

Unabridged

47 min

Witze für Erwachsene und allerhand Nonsens. Lassen sie es sich gut gehen und genießen Sie ungehemmt den Humor wie in der guten alten Zeit. Viel Spaß mit schmutzigen Witzen! ... Read more

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Witze für Erwachsene und allerhand Nonsens. Lassen sie es sich gut gehen und genießen Sie ungehemmt den Humor wie in der guten alten Zeit. Viel Spaß mit schmutzigen Witzen!
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