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  • Fifty Shades of Mr. Darcy

    A titillating mashup of an erotic bestseller and a romantic classic, peppered with puns, this eBook is sure to satisfy those who love Fifty Shades of Grey and Pride and Prejudice!When Mr. Elliot Bingley comes to court Lizzy Bennet’s sister, she meets his mysterious, grey-eyed friend, a Mr. Fitzwilliam Darcy. It takes only one meeting before Lizzy is lured into Darcy’s secret world of lascivious ... Read more

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  • A Respectable Man

    A Pride and Prejudice Variation

    In this Pride and Prejudice variation, a tragic carriage accident leaves Mr. Bennet in a coma from which they are certain he shall never awaken, and robs Jane Bennet's of her status as the most eligible woman in Hertfordshire. Facing the fact that they have no head of household, the remaining Bennets are forced to contact their cousin, the elder Mr. Collins, the rightful heir to Longborn, and his ... Read more

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  • Mr Darcy Likes It Wild

    A Pride and Prejudice Diversion

    by Beth Massey ...
    What if Mr Bennet insisted Lizzy accept Mr Collins' proposal? Would literature's favourite headstrong female submit to save her mother and sisters; or would she do anything to avoid marrying a ridiculous man? 'Mr Darcy Likes It Wild' blends elements of several road trip tales to answer what Elizabeth did. Imagine the silliness of Billy Wilder's 'Some Like It Hot,' the classic gender reversal ... Read more

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  • The Spinster's Vow: A Spicy Retelling of Mrs. Darcy's Journey to Love

    by Enid Wilson ...
    What if Mr. Bennet went missing and the Bennet women had to leave Longbourn? In this intriguing refashioning of Jane Austen's classic, Mr. Darcy meets a melancholic but spirited Elizabeth Bennet who has vowed to remain a spinster until she finds her father.A debauchery at a masquerade forces the couple to marry. Will Elizabeth resent Mr. Darcy's arrogance, which forced her to break her vow? Will ... Read more

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  • Fitzwilliam Darcy, Rock Star

    Darcy's as hot as he is talented…Fast music, powerful beats, and wild reputations—on and off stage—have made virtuoso guitarist Fitzwilliam Darcy's band into rock's newest bad boys. But they've lost their latest opening act, and their red-hot summer tour is on the fast track to disaster. Now Darcy and bandmates Charles Bingley and Richard Fitzwilliam are about to meet their match…But she's about ... Read more

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  • Mr. Darcy Parries Forth in Love

    by John D. Ayers ...
    "Mr. Darcy Parries Forth in Love" is a Jane Austen-esque continuation of Pride and Prejudice. Follow along as two of Jane's most endearing characters, Mr. Darcy and Elizabeth Bennet begin to enjoy their lives with one another. This novel takes place six weeks after the happy couple is married, and explores their life with one another as their love blossoms. The novel ranges around Pemberley, and ... Read more

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  • Miss Darcy Falls in Love

    by Sharon Lathan ...
    The choice of a lifetime...One young lady following her passion for music. Two strong men locked in a bitter rivalry for her heart. A journey of self-discover, and a trap of her own making.Georgiana Darcy is going to have to carve out her own destiny, however ill-equipped she may feel...Praise for In the Arms of Mr. Darcy:"Engaging, fast-paced, and searingly romantic." — Austenprose"Eloquent . . . ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • The Perfect Bride for Mr. Darcy

    by Mary Simonsen ...
    If the two of them weren't so stubborn...It's obvious to Georgiana Darcy that the lovely Elizabeth Bennet is her brother's perfect match, but Darcy's pigheadedness and Elizabeth's wounded pride are going to keep them both from the loves of their lives.Georgiana can't let that happen, so she readily agrees to help her accommodating cousin, Anne de Bourgh, do everything within their power to assure ... Read more

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  • Out of Obscurity

    by Jann Rowland ...
    At a dinner party in London during the season, Fitzwilliam Darcy meets an enchanting young woman. Though he recognizes her beauty and poise, he is struck by a sense of familiarity and realizes she is someone connected to him.What follows is a whirlwind of events in which the woman's lineage is discovered and her true identity is established. Darcy quickly realizes she is a woman estimable in her ... Read more

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  • Another Proposal

    by Jann Rowland ...
    "It is by no means certain that another offer of marriage may ever be made you." Mr. Collins reiterated his words in a great bitterness of spirit, promising that no succor would be offered to any of the Bennet family when he finally obtained control of the estate of Longbourn.However, not only was the gentleman wrong about Elizabeth's marriage prospects, but he was also spectacularly incorrect, ... Read more

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  • Something More Substantial

    by Jann Rowland ...
    In Pride and Prejudice, Elizabeth Bennet meets Fitzwilliam Darcy in Meryton, where Mr. Darcy's concern for his sister and general reticence leads him to insult her. But what if Mr. Darcy did not meet her there, instead making her acquaintance in other circumstances more favorable to their understanding?When she visits Rosings Park and her friend, Charlotte Collins, Elizabeth does so with no notion ... Read more

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  • Only Exceedingly Shy

    by Jann Rowland ...
    Disheartened and convinced by Elizabeth's assertion of Miss Bingley's character, Jane Bennet insists Elizabeth return to London with the Gardiners after Christmas to provide her with a reprieve from their mother, who has not accepted Elizabeth's rejection of Mr. Collins's suit.What Elizabeth could never have imagined was her chance meeting with Mr. Darcy in London, and even more shocking is his ... Read more

    $4.49 USD or Free with Kobo Plus