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  • Sock Monkey Kama Sutra

    Tantric Sex Positions for Your Naughty Little Monkey

    by Vatsyayana Banana ...
    It's time to bump fuzzies!You know what they say, "Monkey see, monkey do." Well, these sock monkeys have seen the Kama Sutra and boy, are they doing it. This photographic glimpse gives new meaning to monkey business as the crafted creatures try out dozens of real Kama Sutra positions. From the Clinging Creeper to the Spinning Top, these socks are ready to knock boots! ... Read more

    $13.99 USD

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    A Fallen Southern Belle's Look at Love, Life, Men, Marriage, and Being Prepared

    by Jill Conner Browne ...
    To know the Sweet Potato Queens is to love them, and if you haven't heard about them yet, you will. Since the early 1980s, this group of belles gone bad has been the toast of Jackson, Mississippi, with their glorious annual appearance in the St. Patrick's Day parade. In The Sweet Potato Queens' Book of Love, their royal ringleader, Jill Conner Browne, introduces the Queens to the world with this ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • How to Weep in Public

    Feeble Offerings on Depression from One Who Knows

    by Jacqueline Novak ...
    This darkly funny memoir from “one of the next great stars in comedy” (Mike Birbiglia) doesn’t offer help overcoming depression—just much-needed comfort, company, and tips for life inside the fog.“No one is able to synthesize the Venn diagram of depression and hilariousness quite like Jacqueline Novak.”—Nick Kroll“While most books on depression try to help you win the war, this one is merely a ... Read more

    $14.99 USD

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  • SRSLY, WTF?

    How to Survive 248 of Life's Worst F*#!-ing Situations EVER

    by Gregory Bergman, Anthony W. Haddad ...
    You get to the store and realize you forgot your wallet...Your roommate eats all your food...Your party's just getting started and the cops show up...A coworker passes your idea off as his own...Your last hook-up leaves you with the gift that keeps on giving...Can things get any f*#!-ing worse? SRSLY, WTF?!The WTF? team's back at it-collecting the most f*#!-ed up scenarios from their bestselling ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Images You Should Not Masturbate To

    by Graham Johnson, Rob Hibbert ...
    Choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, airing the orchid-whatever you call it, none of the images in this book will encourage the gentle art of self-pleasure. This deceptively simple and strangely addictive book presents a laugh-out-loud collection of random pictures virtually guaranteed to dampen the urge of even the strongest libido. ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Zombie Haiku

    Good Poetry For Your...Brains

    by Ryan Mecum ...
    In your hands is a poetry journal written by an undead poet, recounting his firsthand experience during the zombie plague. Little is known about the author before he turned into a zombie, but thanks to his continued writings in this journal - even after his death - you can accompany him from infection to demise. Through the intimate poetry of haiku, the zombie chronicles his epic journey through ... Read more

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  • Faking It

    How to Seem Like a Better Person Without Actually Improving Yourself

    by Writers of Collegehumor.com ...
    The prevaricating pros who helped students glide through seven years of college in The CollegeHumor Guide to College are back to show post-grads how to turn life into an "Easy A" by, well, faking it.From sounding like an MBA to bribing the maître d' to acting sensitive post-sex, here is everything aspiring equivocators need to know to B.S. their way to success in the real world.As the authors ... Read more

    Was $8.99 USD Now $5.99 USD

  • Don't Let the Republican Drive the Bus!

    A Parody for Voters

    by Erich Origen, Gan Golan ...
    From the satirical masterminds behind the New York Times best-seller Goodnight Bush (more than 125,000 copies sold) comes this scathingly funny political parody of the contemporary children's classic Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus!As any left-leaning parent of small children will tell you, these days it seems like the Republican Party is taking its tactical and ideological cues from a... ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Oh, the Places You'll Eff Up

    A Parody for Your Twenties

    by Joshua Miller, Patrick Casey ...
    This hilarious graduation keepsake exposes the not-always-awesome realities of becoming an adult in bitingly satirical verse.Congrats! Congrats!You've made it so far.You're an adult now,you're even allowedin a bar.But long before you'regoing to succeed,You'll eff shit up,100% guaranteed.This off-beat (and off-color) volume of illustrated comic verse offers an honest assessment of what's in store ... Read more

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  • WTF? America

    How to Survive 101 of the Worst F*#!-ing Situations in the United States

    by Gregory Bergman, Jodi Miller ...
    You made 40 grand last year--and got to keep almost half after taxes . . .A poorly timed joke at the airport has you on the Do Not Fly list . . .It just cost you 60 bucks to fill up your 1998 Kia . . .Welcome to WTF? America: The land of the free . . . and the home of the totally f*#!ed.Whether you made the mistake of messing with (a drunk guy in a bar from) Texas or a Red Sox fan spit on your car ... Read more

    Was $9.99 USD Now $2.99 USD

  • It Seemed Like a Good Idea...

    A Cautionary Guide to Avoiding 101 of Life's Potentially Most-Regrettable Decisions

    by Meghan Rowland, Chris Turner-Neal ...
    It Is a Good Idea to Purchase This BookIf you think a neti pot for that stuffy nose is just what the doctor ordered, think again (choking on salt water and mucus is a horrible way to go).If you indulge your midlife crisis by going whole-hog Harley, you may look darn good in those leathers (but imagine your disgrace when that hard-core biker gang that lures you into their criminal shenanigans turns ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • My Dad Wrote a Porno

    by Jamie Morton, Alice Levine, James Cooper, Rocky Flintstone ...
    What would you do if your dad wrote an erotic novel? Jamie Morton’s answer was to share his dad’s tale of sexual adventure with the world. He embarked on a life-changing literary journey with his two best mates, creating the hilarious, filthy number one podcast phenomenon My Dad Wrote a Porno.Belinda blinked, it wasn’t a dream, the job interviewer had just asked her to remove her jacket and silk ... Read more

    $11.99 USD