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  • Audiobook

    Marco Polo – The Man Who Brought China to Europe

    The Journey, Discoveries, and Legacy of the World’s Greatest Explorer

    by Stephen Clark ...
    Narrated by Stephen Clark ...

    Unabridged

    1 hour 23 min

    Few explorers have shaped history like Marco Polo. His journey from Venice to the court of Kublai Khan opened the door to the East, forever changing trade, culture, and knowledge in Europe. But how much of his story was real?This audiobook takes you on a thrilling journey through historical records, Polo’s own accounts, and modern discoveries, uncovering the truth behind one of the greatest ... Read more

    $2.95 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Dial M for Merde

    A Novel

    This international bestseller from the author of A Year in the Merde "combines the gaffes of Bridget Jones with the boldness of James Bond" ( Publishers Weekly).When the glorious oceanographer Gloria Monday convinces Paul West to travel to the swank beaches of southern France—where she's investigating caviar-smuggling cartels—he assumes he's about to have the time of his life. But for West, France ... Read more

    $1.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • 1000 Years of Annoying the French

    The author of A Year in the Merde and Talk to the Snail offers a highly biased and hilarious view of French history in this international bestseller.Things have been just a little awkward between Britain and France ever since the Norman invasion in 1066. Fortunately—after years of humorously chronicling the vast cultural gap between the two countries—author Stephen Clarke is perfectly positioned ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • How the French Won Waterloo - or Think They Did

    Published in the 200th Anniversary year of the Battle of Waterloo a witty look at how the French still think they won, by Stephen Clarke, author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde.Two centuries after the Battle of Waterloo, the French are still in denial.If Napoleon lost on 18 June 1815 (and that's a big 'if'), then whoever rules the universe got it wrong. As soon as the ... Read more

    $12.79 USD

  • Dirty Bertie: An English King Made in France

    The entertaining biography of Edward VII and his playboy lifestyle, by Stephen Clarke, author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French and A Year in the Merde.Despite fierce opposition from his mother, Queen Victoria, Edward VII was always passionately in love with France.He had affairs with the most famous Parisian actresses, courtesans and can-can dancers. He spoke French more elegantly than English ... Read more

    $17.89 USD

  • Paris Revealed

    The Secret Life of a City

    A hilarious insider's guide to Paris by the author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French: "Clarke's eye for detail is terrific" ( The Washington Post).Stephen Clarke may have adopted Paris as his home, but he still has an Englishman's eye for the people, cafés, art, sidewalks, food, fashion, and romance that make Paris a one-of-a-kind city. This irreverent outsider-turned-insider guide shares local ... Read more

    $12.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • A Girl I love

    A true story about how I found love in the strangest of places. What kind of hookup was this? Find out where I meet this lovely girl. Do we live the happy ever after I always wanted?You can also find out all there is to know about the beautiful world of love. What unique way will I express my love to this dream girl? After my experience I learnt a lot about love, you can see another side of love ... Read more

    $0.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Charles Worth, the Englishman Who Invented Parisian Haute Couture

    ... with the invaluable help of his French wife Marie and the Empress Eugénie

    Even the French acknowledge this English designer, Charles Worth (1825-95) as the founder of French haute couture. This new biography by the author of 1000 Years of Annoying the French tells for the first time the full story of Worth's often-underestimated wife Marie, who was his muse, chief saleswoman and the first-ever full-time fashion model.Writing with the help of the Worth family, Stephen ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • Merde in Europe

    A Brit goes undercover in Brussels

    THE POST-BREXIT EDITION - brand new chapters with extra EU chaos for Englishman Paul West.An Englishman, Paul West, goes to Brussels to work for a French MEP. There he gets an insider's view of what really goes on in the massive madhouse that is the EU Parliament. With the referendum on the horizon, things are even more hysterical than usual.When the Brexit result comes in, Paul has to make a ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • The Spy Who Inspired Me

    For legal reasons, this novel does not mention J*mes B*nd. Which is a shame, because it is a comedy spy story based on the idea that I*n Fl*ming’s famously macho secret agent might have been inspired by a woman …A comedy spy spoof set in Occupied France in 1944, by the bestselling author of A Year in the Merde, 1000 Years of Annoying the French and How the French Won Waterloo (or Think They Did) ... Read more

    $11.25 USD

  • No One To Forgive Us Now

    Dorothea is God's lonely, young woman, wandering around war-torn medieval Bavaria, she hopes to make her mark on the world. On her travels, she stumbles upon a brewery and its guardians, a triumphirate of Irish monks and their Jewish serf. Despite the best efforts of history and the treachery of men to hold her back, will Dorothea succeed? ... Read more

    $5.93 USD

  • Talk to the Snail

    Ten Commandments for Understanding the French

    Have you ever walked into a half-empty Parisian restaurant, only to be told that it's "complet"? Attempted to say "merci beaucoup" and accidentally complimented someone's physique? Been overlooked at the boulangerie due to your adherence to the bizarre foreign custom of waiting in line? Well, you're not alone. The internationally bestselling author of A Year in the Merde and In the Merde for Love ... Read more

    $9.89 USD