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  • Pearls Jubilee

    The Best, Worst, and Most Angrifying Pearls Before Swine Comic Strips

    Series series Pearls Before Swine
    The most explosive Pearls Before Swine book of all-time, this 25th-anniversary celebration of the beloved feature from bestselling cartoonist Stephan Pastis includes his selections of his funniest, most controversial, and most heartwarming strips, as well as fan mail, author commentary, and all the comics that were too hot for newspapers.Arriving on the 25th anniversary of one of America's most ... Read more

    $13.09 USD

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  • Pearls Gets Plastered

    A Pearls Before Swine Treasury

    Series series Pearls Before Swine
    Enjoy months of side-splitting laughter with the daily misadventures of Rat, Pig, Zebra and Goat in this collection of beloved Pearls Before Swine comic strips by award-winning cartoonist and bestselling author Stephan Pastis.For more than two decades, Pearls Before Swine has delighted readers with its unique blend of absurd humor, biting satire, and unforgettable characters. In this treasury ... Read more

    $8.69 USD

  • Pearls Hogs the Road

    Series series Pearls Before Swine
    The Pearls gang returns with characteristically misanthropic humor (but with more leather): no self-aggrandizing is too flagrant for Rat, no subject is too erudite for Goat, and no sensory input is too basic for Pig.All topics are fair game for Stephan Pastis and his brass-knuckle punch lines. Comic strip censors, apathetic baristas, and IRS employees are all strongly advised to laugh or get out ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Looking Up

    Illustrated by Stephan Pastis ...
    “There is more than meets the eye in this funny gem.” —School Library JournalFrom the New York Times bestselling author of the Timmy Failure series comes a quirky and heartwarming middle grade novel about a girl struggling with loneliness and the curveballs of life—featuring black and white illustrations throughout!Living alone with her mother in a poorer part of town, Saint—a girl drawn to ... Read more

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  • Pearls Seeks Enlightenment

    Series series Pearls Before Swine
    Stephan Pastis is no ordinary cartoonist. In his two decades of writing and illustrating the blockbuster daily comic strip Pearls Before Swine, the award-winning humorist has traveled the globe, co-written a film for Disney+, and authored several hit book series, but always stopped short of total enlightenment—until now! Throughout the 256 pages of this treasury, Pastis provides commentary on each ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Pearls Awaits the Tide

    Series series Pearls Before Swine
    For the past 20 years, Pearls Before Swine has been one of the most popular and consistently hilarious comic strip in newspapers. This treasury packs in 18 months' worth of daily comic strips from 2018-2019, including an introduction, essay, and special commentary by the author. ... Read more

    $11.59 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Pearls Gets Put in the Pokey

    A Pearls Before Swine Treasury

    Series series Pearls Before Swine
    Rat, Pig, Goat, the Crocs, and the rest of the Pearls Before Swine gang are back for another oversized helping of comic strips filled with sharp satire, terrible puns, absurd adventures, and hilariously questionable life advice.USA TODAY Bestselling AuthorFor over two decades Pearls Before Swine has been blowing the whistle on everything from modern technology to ... ... Read more

    $8.69 USD

  • Timmy Failure It’s the End When I Say It’s the End

    Illustrated by Stephan Pastis ...
    Series Book 7 - Timmy Failure
    In the series finale, Timmy Failure and his class create a hilarious film about his life — just in time for the holidays.Though I, Timmy Failure, have solved many notorious crimes and now wish to enjoy my retirement, my fans have begged me to turn my memoirs into a movie, an ode to my greatness. I am, however, beset by enemies, the worst of whom is Tom John John, the buffoonish movie director. ... Read more

    $8.09 USD

  • Please Don't Tell My Dad (The Adventures of He-Man and Porter #2)

    Illustrated by Will Henry ...
    Series Book 2 - The Adventures of He-Man (and Porter)!
    The second installment in the uproarious Adventures of He-Man and Porter illustrated series from #1 New York Times bestselling author Stephan Pastis (Timmy Failure — over 2 million copies sold) and award-winning cartoonist Will Henry (Wallace the Brave).This second installment in the hilarious, fast-paced Adventures of He-Man and Porter illustrated series picks up with our heroes—and villains—in ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

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  • Pearls Gets Sacrificed

    A Pearls Before Swine Treasury

    True to Pearls Before Swine tradition, the latest cartoon collection brims with Stephan Pastis's cynical humor, sharp wit, and clever commentary. Always together—and sometimes with their fellow funny-page characters—the regular Pearls clan weighs in on everything from modern technology to current events to human nature. All the members of the skewed gang are here as Zebra engages in a never ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Pearls Goes Hollywood

    Series series Pearls Before Swine
    Pearls Before Swine is one of the most popular comic strips of the past two decades, and this treasury packs in 18 months worth of daily comic strips including special commentary by author Stephan Pastis, winner of the 2018 Reuben Award for Cartoonist of the Year. The book also includes an essay about his foray into the world of screenwriting. ... Read more

    $8.69 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Skeletor Ate My Homework (The Adventures of He-Man and Porter #1)

    Illustrated by Will Henry ...
    Series Book 1 - The Adventures of He-Man (and Porter)!
    The debut of a laugh-out-loud illustrated middle-grade adventure from #1 New York Times bestselling author Stephan Pastis (Timmy Failure, Pearls Before Swine) and award-winning cartoonist Will Henry (Wallace the Brave).Porter Avery is just your average boy from Fort Lauderdale, Florida, with your average boy problems: he’s got a math test he definitely should be studying for (he isn’t), and a dad ... Read more

    $7.99 USD