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  • A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans

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    A Ghost's Guide to Haunting Humans is cute and quirky list of guidelines every ghost in the afterlife should practice.This flash fiction story (under 1000 words) won the Whidbey Student Choice Award in 2011. ... Read more

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  • Losing One's Appetite

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Losing One's Appetite is a humorous horror story with a cowboy vampire who is having difficulty with his intended dinner. The story is under a thousand words. ... Read more

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  • Wrath of the Tooth Fairy

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Mira has never understood why princesses have all the fun. Fairy godmothers deserve a taste of Prince Charming, too! Too bad that affair costs Mira her job and reputation. Cast out of the fairy realm and reduced to working as a lowly tooth fairy, she's spent ninety-nine years waiting for her chance at redemption. So why did the bogeyman have to start haunting her life now?Frustrated by the ... Read more

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  • Demon Eyes

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    "Demon Eyes," is a 2,100 word, quirky urban fantasy story. It is about a young woman who is frustrated she always has red-eye in photos despite attempts to correct it. When the photo clerk point out to her the reason her eyes are red is because she's a demon, her quiet evening of picking up photos is turned upside down by a series of surreal events. The story was originally published in Youth ... Read more

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  • The Savior of Dragondom

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    "The Savior of Dragondom" is a quirky, fairytale fantasy. The story is told through the eyes of an overlooked dragon outshined by the supposedly heroic dragon rider who has let his celebrity status go to his head. The dragon would prefer to eat her rider, but she desperately needs him to fulfill a prophecy to save her people.The 6000 word short story was originally published in Roar. ... Read more

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  • Putting the Romance Back into Necromancy

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    When a videographer decides to record a "Thriller" video with real zombies, he quickly finds out dead men can't dance—and are much more inclined to eat brains. Junior necromancer, Roger, and zombie sniffer, Cindy, from Mortimer's School of Dark Arts come to the rescue in order to sing the dead back to sleep. When Roger's plan backfires and he coughs loud enough to wake the dead, they conclude they ... Read more

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  • Fairies, Robots and Unicorns--Oh My!

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Adult Warning: These stories contain randy robots, naughty fairies and lawyers who fantasize about Star Trek. This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy and weirdest science fiction stories written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:Debbie Does Delta DraconisEels for HeelsRoboroticaThe Optimist PoliceLady ... Read more

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  • Gnocchi

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    "Gnocchi," is a 600 flash fiction story. It is a humorous take on genetic engineering and Italian cooking as seen through the eyes of a child. After reading this flash fiction story, you may wonder if the author is Italian and whether she was forced to spend hours stirring pots of red sauce in the kitchen as a child. The answer is yes to both. Though we didn't have genetic engineered body parts ... Read more

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  • Blackboard Galaxy

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Blackboard Galaxy is a humorous science fiction story about a teacher who has dreamed of teaching in space. Now that she is living her dream, she must find ways to discipline students besides eating them, as that is the standard protocol among alien teachers.This story originally appeared in Issue 6 of Untied Shoelaces of the Mind. The author based this story on her experiences teaching middle ... Read more

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  • The Office Messiah

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    You think your office is bad? At least you don't have an intern who turns the ink in the copy machine to wine or someone who brings loaves and fishes into the office and stinks it up. Imagine "Office Space" meets the Holy Bible. "The Office Messiah" was originally published by Bards and Sages. This quirky comedy is about 1240 words. ... Read more

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  • The Memory Thief

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    What would the Victorian era look like if they had "rediscovered" space flight? Would the British really be interested in colonizing a continent like India if they could colonize an entire planet?Imagine a Neo-Victorian alternate history romance set on a shogun-like planet. Felicity is a young lady betrothed to a British noble of rank and fortune who will someday inherit a space station. Her life ... Read more

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  • Ghosts, Werewolves and Zombies--Oh My!

    by Sarina Dorie ...
    Welcome to the paranormal worlds of randy vampires, naughty necromancers and zombies who might eat your brains after they succeed at seducing you.This quirky collection gathers the funniest fantasy, weirdest ghost stories and most hilarious horror written by award winning author, Sarina Dorie. Included in this book of treats are previously published stories such as:Putting the Romance Back into ... Read more

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