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  • Mr. Satanism's Horror-nasium

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Now, get two of Mr. Satanism's infamous horror movie review collections for one low price! And by "one low price", of course, we mean "just slightly cheaper than buying both books separately". Plus, because we're bastards, this compilation contains one bonus review! Ha ha! Take that, obsessive completists! (Collects 66.6 Absurd Movies About the Devil and Legendary House of Haunted Hell, in their ... Read more

    $5.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

  • Mr. Satanism Rises Again

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    You begged. You pleaded. One of you even shoved a dead cat in his mailbox (although that might have been unrelated). So here, at last, is the new Mr. Satanism film guide YOU demanded: over 200 pages jam-packed (we made the font smaller) with nothing but HORROR MOVIE REVIEWS. That's right, folks, this time it's ALL horror, cover-to-cover. Because when all else fails, Mr. Satanism gives the readers ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • Mr. Satanism Irreparably Damages Christmas

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Who doesn't love Christmas? Well, misanthropic movie critic Mr. Satanism, for one. Join him as he lambastes every type of Christmas movie imaginable, from made-for-TV syrup fests to kiddie cartoon obscurities to Christmas-themed slasher trash. It's the perfect stocking stuffer this holiday season! Or in July. Whenever you're reading this. ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Werewolves Don't Eat Brunch / Vampires Suck Bundle

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Two classic movie monsters, together again!Remember when vampires were scary? Yeah, us neither. Between your Twilight and your Vampire: The Masquerade vampires have become the biggest tools in monsterdom, never mind the fact that they weren't exactly firing on all their horror cylinders to begin with. Honestly, have you seen the original Dracula? It has armadillos in it! Fortunately, misanthropic ... Read more

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  • Mr. Satanism Puts Down Your Favorite Dog (...Movies)

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    A canine-thropic (it's a word now) assault on that detestable Uncle Tom of the animal kingdom, man's so-called best friend (not), the treacherous, mangy, smelly, useless DOG. Vilest of pets, the dog does nothing, produces nothing, embetters nothing, and will turn on you at the drop of a hat and/or the second someone else gives it a cheeseburger. Needless to say, movies about dogs aren't much ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • A Collection of Woke Movie Reviews

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    We are less than enthused to announce the publication of a new Mr. Satanism film review book for 2024. We're very sorry. On the plus side, he reviews several movies people have actually heard of this time around. Honestly, though, this is mostly an unapologetic cash-grab. ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Hex Crimes: The Worst Witch Movies Ever Made

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Mr. Satanism: "So, would it be wrong to say that I roast these movies?"Editor: "That could be construed as disrespectful, yes."Mr Satanism: "How do you figure?"Editor: "Witch trials were once a very real thing, you know."Mr. Satanism: "Yeah, but that was back in historical times, and as we all know tragedy plus history equals comedy."Editor: "Uh, I don't think that's quite right. Regardless, my ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Mr. Satanism's Invisible Book

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Quick, name something invisible. If you said something like "Institutional racism!" then don't buy this book, because you're just gonna end up getting ticked off and signing some online petition. If you said "The Invisible Man!" though, or "Those invisible brains from that old black & white movie, what the hell was it called...?", you've come to the right place, because this guide is dedicated ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Lifetime Movies... for Men

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Infamous film critic Mr. Satanism takes a break from the horror beat to deconstruct the critically-neglected but perennially popular sub-sub-genre known as the "Lifetime Original Movie". Why? Because with their paranoid plots, self-loathing misogyny, and heavily-stylized violence, many of these movies are as twisted as any horror flick, and Mr. Satanism calls them out on every cinematic misstep, ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Night of the Living Dud

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Think you know zombies? Supervillain-cum-film critic Mr. Satanism plumbs the depths of this over-saturated genre, with over 100 brutally honest reviews of undead obscurities you never knew existed, including, er, gems like Dorm of the Dead (2006); Corpses are Forever (2003); Decay (2012); The Quick and the Undead (2006); Fear of the Living Dead (2010); Babylon Fields (2007); Buck Wild (2013); ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • A Yeti Brew (And Bigfoot Too)

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Like true love, Bigfoot doesn't really exist, but that hasn't stopped hordes of people from looking for him, trying to capture him on film, and, worst of all, making terrible movies about him. Now Mr. Satanism, the greatest genre movie critic in the world, takes the Footheads to task with his latest film guide, drop-kicking every Bigfoot and Yeti movie he could find, from the sub-genre's heyday in ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • A Chronology on Elm Street

    by Mr. Satanism ...
    Do the Nightmare on Elm Street movies really occur in the order that they were released? And how does Freddy Krueger's TV show fit in? Or Wes Craven's New Nightmare? What about the music videos? Well fear not, because, like Clarissa, Mr. Satanism is here to explain it all, in his first-ever film guide dedicated exclusively to a single franchise: A Chronology on Elm Street. ... Read more

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