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Adulting Made Easy

Life Skills for the Reluctant Grown-Up

by Mike Rampton ...

Feeling a bit like you’re winging this whole ‘adulthood’ thing? You’re not alone. Welcome to the club for everyone who still feels like three kids in a trench coat, pretending to have it all figured out.This book is your official laugh-out-loud guide to navigating the baffling world of being a grown-up.It won’t help you find love, happiness or a cool £1m – but at least you’ll have more time for ... Read more

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Feeling a bit like you’re winging this whole ‘adulthood’ thing? You’re not alone. Welcome to the club for everyone who still feels like three kids in a trench coat, pretending to have it all figured out.This book is your official laugh-out-loud guide to navigating the baffling world of being a grown-up.It won’t help you find love, happiness or a cool £1m – but at least you’ll have more time for
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So Bad It’s Good

The Art of the Terrible Joke

by Mike Rampton ...

The Art of the Rubbish Joke isn’t just a collection of jokes—it’s a masterclass in the fine, underrated art of humorously bad comedy.Packed with timeless dad jokes and fresh, laugh-out-loud material, this book has jokes for every occasion. Scattered among its treasure trove of jokes are fascinating subject spreads and features that explore the science and culture of comedy.Why do these so-bad-they ... Read more

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The Art of the Rubbish Joke isn’t just a collection of jokes—it’s a masterclass in the fine, underrated art of humorously bad comedy.Packed with timeless dad jokes and fresh, laugh-out-loud material, this book has jokes for every occasion. Scattered among its treasure trove of jokes are fascinating subject spreads and features that explore the science and culture of comedy.Why do these so-bad-they
... Read more
Become a Genius in a Year

Discover mind-boggling facts every day of the year in this hilarious new book!

by Mike Rampton ...

Illustrated by Gareth Williams ...

Warning: this book may cause sudden outbreaks of random genius behavior. Inside are 365 days of outrageous facts, ridiculous discoveries, weird science, and enough trivia to make everyone at the dinner table say, “How do you even KNOW that?”Become a Genius in a Year mixes laugh-out-loud humor with fascinating facts to create a delightfully weird reading experience kids will keep picking up again ... Read more

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Warning: this book may cause sudden outbreaks of random genius behavior. Inside are 365 days of outrageous facts, ridiculous discoveries, weird science, and enough trivia to make everyone at the dinner table say, “How do you even KNOW that?”Become a Genius in a Year mixes laugh-out-loud humor with fascinating facts to create a delightfully weird reading experience kids will keep picking up again
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Open In Case of Emergency

501 Games to Entertain and Keep You and the Kids Sane

by Mike Rampton ...

Stuck indoors? This book is your saviour.Turn to a bumper 501 simple and accessible games and activities to keep your whole family amused for hours, if not days.Inside, in the garden, in the car, for all family sizes and ages - this book covers all the best classics you might have forgotten how to play, like stuck in the mud and the alphabet game, and introduces brand new games too.No fancy ... Read more

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Stuck indoors? This book is your saviour.Turn to a bumper 501 simple and accessible games and activities to keep your whole family amused for hours, if not days.Inside, in the garden, in the car, for all family sizes and ages - this book covers all the best classics you might have forgotten how to play, like stuck in the mud and the alphabet game, and introduces brand new games too.No fancy
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Poo! What? Where?

The number ONE book about all things number TWO

by Mike Rampton ...

Illustrated by Gareth Conway ...

WARNING: This book will have you laughing your pants off!For readers aged five and up, Poo! What? Where? gets to the bottom of how poo has shaped the world.Take a deep and stinky dive into the wonderful world of poo! It's not just gross, it's enGROSSing ... discover how poo links to TECHNOLOGY (how do astronauts go to the loo?), ART (Picasso painted with what?!), HISTORY (what can we learn from ... Read more

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WARNING: This book will have you laughing your pants off!For readers aged five and up, Poo! What? Where? gets to the bottom of how poo has shaped the world.Take a deep and stinky dive into the wonderful world of poo! It's not just gross, it's enGROSSing ... discover how poo links to TECHNOLOGY (how do astronauts go to the loo?), ART (Picasso painted with what?!), HISTORY (what can we learn from
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Poo! What? Where?

The number ONE book about all things number TWO

by Mike Rampton ...

Narrated by Anushka Chakravarti ...

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Bloomsbury presents Poo! What? Where? by Mike Rampton, read by Anushka Chakravarti and Robbie HoneymanWARNING: This book will have you laughing your pants off!For readers aged five and up, Poo! What? Where? gets to the bottom of how poo has shaped the world.Take a deep and stinky dive into the wonderful world of poo! It's not just gross, it's enGROSSing ... discover how poo links to TECHNOLOGY ... Read more

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Bloomsbury presents Poo! What? Where? by Mike Rampton, read by Anushka Chakravarti and Robbie HoneymanWARNING: This book will have you laughing your pants off!For readers aged five and up, Poo! What? Where? gets to the bottom of how poo has shaped the world.Take a deep and stinky dive into the wonderful world of poo! It's not just gross, it's enGROSSing ... discover how poo links to TECHNOLOGY
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People Person

by Joanna Cho ...

Shortlisted for the Mary and Peter Biggs Award for Poetry in the 2023 Ockham NZ Book Awards People Person is a debut collection by Joanna Cho. These adventurous, funny and dissonant poems are about the endless work of fitting in when the goalposts are constantly changing. They ask: how can we nail the perfect routine? How can we be a people person in the world? What parts of ourselves must we ... Read more

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Shortlisted for the Mary and Peter Biggs Award for Poetry in the 2023 Ockham NZ Book Awards People Person is a debut collection by Joanna Cho. These adventurous, funny and dissonant poems are about the endless work of fitting in when the goalposts are constantly changing. They ask: how can we nail the perfect routine? How can we be a people person in the world? What parts of ourselves must we
... Read more
New Zealanders: The Field Guide

by Tom Sainsbury ...

A guide to the weird and wonderful inhabitants of New Zealand, and the places you'll find them.After years of mimicking celebrities and Kiwi stereotypes on social media, comedian Tom Sainsbury has compiled all his favourite character types into a book. His array of Kiwi heroes includes the useless Farmhand who is forever jack-knifing the trailer, the Martyr Mother who constantly guilt-trips her ... Read more

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A guide to the weird and wonderful inhabitants of New Zealand, and the places you'll find them.After years of mimicking celebrities and Kiwi stereotypes on social media, comedian Tom Sainsbury has compiled all his favourite character types into a book. His array of Kiwi heroes includes the useless Farmhand who is forever jack-knifing the trailer, the Martyr Mother who constantly guilt-trips her
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Geronimo Stilton #14: The Temple of the Ruby of Fire

by Geronimo Stilton ...

Series Book 14 - Geronimo Stilton
Enter the world of Geronimo Stilton, where another funny adventure is always right around the corner. Each book is a fast-paced adventure with lively art and a unique format kids 7-10 will love. It was my most thrilling adventure yet! My old friend Professor von Volt had discovered the location of the famous Ruby of Fire. And before I could let out a squeak of protest, my sister Thea had dragged ... Read more

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Enter the world of Geronimo Stilton, where another funny adventure is always right around the corner. Each book is a fast-paced adventure with lively art and a unique format kids 7-10 will love. It was my most thrilling adventure yet! My old friend Professor von Volt had discovered the location of the famous Ruby of Fire. And before I could let out a squeak of protest, my sister Thea had dragged
... Read more
Adulting

How to Become a Grown-up in 535 Easy(ish) Steps

by Kelly Williams Brown ...

From breaking up with frenemies to fixing your toilet, this fun comprehensive handbook has the answers for aspiring grown-ups of all ages.New York Times Bestseller"These are the steps I wish I'd had before I grew up. Wait—What am I talking about? These are steps I will start using today! Kelly Williams Brown writes as charmingly and hysterically as she does helpfully. Get this book and grow up!" ... Read more

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From breaking up with frenemies to fixing your toilet, this fun comprehensive handbook has the answers for aspiring grown-ups of all ages.New York Times Bestseller"These are the steps I wish I'd had before I grew up. Wait—What am I talking about? These are steps I will start using today! Kelly Williams Brown writes as charmingly and hysterically as she does helpfully. Get this book and grow up!"
... Read more
Notes on Heartbreak

A Memoir

by Annie Lord ...

A Debutiful Best Nonfiction Book of the Year“If you’ve ever lurked on an ex’s Instagram or obsessed over how a relationship fell apart, Notes on Heartbreak might be for you.” – Marie Claire“Arresting and vivid, raw and breathtaking . . . told with stunning originality. Annie Lord is a phenomenal talent.” ―Dolly Alderton, author of Everything I Know About Love“An e... ... Read more

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A Debutiful Best Nonfiction Book of the Year“If you’ve ever lurked on an ex’s Instagram or obsessed over how a relationship fell apart, Notes on Heartbreak might be for you.” – Marie Claire“Arresting and vivid, raw and breathtaking . . . told with stunning originality. Annie Lord is a phenomenal talent.” ―Dolly Alderton, author of Everything I Know About Love“An e...
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Prick with a Fork

The world's worst waitress spills the beans

by Larissa Dubecki ...

If a bad attitude could be subject to copyright, my ten years as a waiter would have left me obscenely wealthy. Working the floor, I was the Kerry Packer of passive aggression. Sullen insolence was my personal trademark, diligently honed and perfected over time. For a long list of perceived diner slights - ranging from ordering the tomato sauce separately to the fries, to calling me 'dear' - I ... Read more

$9.99 USD or Free with Kobo Plus

If a bad attitude could be subject to copyright, my ten years as a waiter would have left me obscenely wealthy. Working the floor, I was the Kerry Packer of passive aggression. Sullen insolence was my personal trademark, diligently honed and perfected over time. For a long list of perceived diner slights - ranging from ordering the tomato sauce separately to the fries, to calling me 'dear' - I
... Read more

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