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  • The Jam Doughnut That Ruined My Life

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Illustrated by Hannah Shaw ...
    Series Book 1 - Roman Garstang Disasters
    A jam-fuelled week of disaster is set in motion by a single doughnut!Roman Garstang is obsessed with food - particularly Squidgy Splodge raspberry-jam doughnuts - but he is about to learn that things are not always as sugar-coated as they might seem. Because of his Monday-morning jam doughnut, Roman's week takes a very sticky turn . . .By Friday Roman has been banned from eating for 24hrs, ... Read more

    $7.19 USD

  • The Chicken Nugget Ambush

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Series Book 2 - Roman Garstang Disasters
    An outdoor adventure trip is one thing, but can Roman Garstang survive a chicken nugget-only diet?Roman Garstang is all set for his class trip to Farm View outdoor survival centre. There are only three issues:With Darren Gamble as his new 'BFF' how can Roman make friends with funny, cool girl Vanya?Roman will be sharing a tent with Kevin (AKA 'The Pukelear Missile') for THREE DAYSMum has ... Read more

    $5.39 USD

  • Charlie and Me

    421 Miles from Home

    by Mark Lowery ...
    How far would you go to say goodbye? Martin and Charlie are journeying 421 miles across England to find out, but are they prepared for what they find when they get there?Thirteen-year-old Martin and his younger brother Charlie are on a very special journey. They're traveling 421 miles all the way from Preston in northern England to the very tip of Cornwall in the southwest. By train, bus, and taxi ... Read more

    $9.99 USD

  • Attack of the Woolly Jumper

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Series Book 3 - Roman Garstang Disasters
    Mark Lowery is far too funny - Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORMRoman endures a royal visit and a school fashion show - in a jumper knitted by his Grandma . . .Grandma has come to stay for the royal visit by Princess Lucy to launch her new badger charity, 'Badges for Badgers'. Which would be fine, if she hadn't knitted Roman the crummiest jumper (AKA "crumper") on earth that he's forced ... Read more

    $5.39 USD

  • The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Series Book 6 - Roman Garstang Disasters
    'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORMThe sixth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE seriesIt is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Salle, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman ... Read more

    $5.39 USD

  • The Great Caravan Catastrophe

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Series Book 4 - Roman Garstang Disasters
    'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORMThe fourth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE seriesIncredibly, unbelievably, Roman's cousin is marrying the cousin of Rosie Taylor (AKA The Worst Person Who Ever Lived) cousin. Roman can't believe this (as Rosie says: "How can we be in the same family, we're barely in the same species"). Rosie's ... Read more

    $5.39 USD

  • Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Series Book 5 - Roman Garstang Disasters
    'Mark Lowery is far too funny' Jonathan Meres, author of THE WORLD OF NORMThe fifth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE seriesIt's the end of term for Roman - the last week ever of primary school, in fact. And in what should be an unremarkable, tying-things-up kind of week, Roman's class get the opposite - a very special visitor. One Jason Grooves - ex-pupil turned mega ... Read more

    $7.19 USD

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    Revenge of the Spaghetti Hoops

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Narrated by Rupert Degas, Rupert Degas ...
    Series Audiobook 5 - Roman Garstang Disasters

    Unabridged

    3 hours 50 min

    The fifth book in the hilarious and anarchic ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE seriesIt's the end of term for Roman - the last week ever of primary school, in fact. And in what should be an unremarkable, tying-things-up kind of week, Roman's class get the opposite - a very special visitor. One Jason Grooves - ex-pupil turned mega-famous singer. Jason is back at school to film his new reality TV show - ... Read more

    $34.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    The Mighty Mince Pie Massacre

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Narrated by Rupert Degas, Rupert Degas ...
    Series Audiobook 6 - Roman Garstang Disasters

    Unabridged

    3 hours 44 min

    The sixth book in the hilarious ROMAN GARSTANG ADVENTURE seriesIt is the month before Christmas, and Roman's class is preparing for the Christmas fete and the school pantomime. The new teacher at the helm - the awful Mr Le Gonk, a flamboyant, theatrical and downright nasty piece of work - is the least of Roman's worries. He also has to contend with the most rubbish role in the panto as well as ... Read more

    $34.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    Attack of the Woolly Jumper

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Narrated by Rupert Degas ...
    Series Audiobook 3 - Roman Garstang Disaster

    Unabridged

    3 hours 45 min

    Grandma has come to stay for the royal visit by Princess Lucy to launch her new badger charity, 'Badges for Badgers'. Which would be fine, if she hadn't knitted Roman the crummiest jumper (AKA 'crumper') on earth that he's forced to wear to school. His whole class is in a fundraising frenzy, led by fame-crazy Rosie Taylor who is convinced that organising a charity fashion show is bound to win her ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

  • Audiobook

    The Great Caravan Catastrophe

    by Mark Lowery ...
    Narrated by Rupert Degas ...
    Series Audiobook 4 - Roman Garstang Disaster

    Unabridged

    3 hours 53 min

    Incredibly, unbelievably, Roman's cousin is marrying the cousin of Rosie Taylor (AKA The Worst Person Who Ever Lived). Roman can't believe this (as Rosie says: 'How can we be in the same family, we're barely in the same species'). Rosie's parents decide they should go along together and 'make a weekend of it'. Roman's plus one is his best friend Gamble (probably the naughtiest kid in Europe) – and ... Read more

    $8.99 USD

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    Create your own Dork Diary with this special, interactive addition to the #1 New York Times bestselling Dork Diaries series!Nikki Maxwell can’t believe it when one morning she can’t find her diary! The hunt is on, and while she looks, Nikki can’t help putting together a list of important diary-keeping lessons to remember in case of missing diary emergencies like this one.How to Dork Your Diary is ... Read more

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