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  • Middle School Bites 2: Tom Bites Back

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    Tom the Vam-Wolf-Zom is back - and so is the vampire bat that bit him - in this monstrously funny series about a boy who's dying to fit in."Fast! Funny! Fresh!" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncello's Library series"What are you waiting for? Open this book right now!" - Tom Angleberger, <stron... ... Read more

    $8.09 USD

  • Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

    A Hard-boiled Mystery

    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    A barnyard mystery takes on a noir-esque spin in this hilarious picture book chock full of puns, perfect for fans of 7 Ate 9 and Interrupting Chicken.Inspector H. Poulet has a new case on her wings. The Chicken has apparently crossed the road, and no one knows why.Can the Inspector get to the bottom of this tangled nest of questions? Squawking from one udderly unhelpful clue to the next, H. Poulet ... Read more

    $13.69 USD

  • The Three Little Aliens and the Big Bad Robot

    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    Introduce kids to the planets and solar system in this fractured fairy tale retelling of the classic The Three Little Pigs. Parents and children alike will adore this out-of-this-world story, which is set in outer space!GREEP BOINK MEEP! The three little aliens are happily settling into their new homes when the Big Bad Robot flies in to crack and smack and whack their houses down! A chase across ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Ben Franklin's in My Bathroom!

    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    Series series History Pals
    History meets hijinks in this first title in a hilarious new middle grade series for fans of Timmy Failure and The Terrible Two, when Ben Franklin accidentally time travels to a 10-year-old's home in 21st century America!Nolan is a typical kid living in a typical 21st century American town. Ben Franklin is, well, Ben Franklin—Founding Father, inventor of the lightning rod and bifocals, and more. ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • The Great Thanksgiving Escape

    by Mark Fearing ...
    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    A hilarious, kid-friendly take on Thanksgiving — full of family, food, and lots of fun!Features an audio read-along! It’s another Thanksgiving at Grandma’s. Gavin expects a long day of boredom and being pestered by distantly related toddlers, but his cousin Rhonda has a different idea: make a break for it — out of the kids’ room to the swing set in the backyard! Gavin isn’t so sure, especially ... Read more

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  • Middle School Bites

    by Steven Banks ...
    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    Series Book 1 - Middle School Bites
    Tom is desperate to fit in at school, but he's hungry and howling, not to mention half dead**. Blame it on the vampire - and the werewolf - and the zombie - in this monstrously funny new series from** SpongeBob SquarePants head writer Steven Banks."Fast! Funny! Fresh!" - Chris Grabenstein, #1 New York Times best-selling author of the Mr. Lemoncell... ... Read more

    $8.09 USD

  • Eleanor Roosevelt's in My Garage!

    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    Series series History Pals
    In this hilarious follow-up to BEN FRANKLIN'S IN MY BATHROOM!, history and hijinks collide once more when Eleanor Roosevelt accidentally time travels to a ten-year-old's home in 21st-century America!When Eleanor Roosevelt time travels to Nolan and Olive's house in modern-day Illinois, the kids don't know who she is at first. After all, she's old and wearing a hairnet. But the First Lady of the ... Read more

    $4.99 USD

  • Chicken Story Time

    by Sandy Asher ...
    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
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    $7.99 USD

  • Brandon and the Totally Troublesome Time Machine

    by Seth Fishman ...
    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    A fun, inventive romp of a picture book about a boy who travels back to yesterday to fix his homework but gets into a battle across time with his past and future selves, from award-winning author Seth Fishman.Brandon built a time machine! (It wasn’t that hard.)Now, he can visit super cool moments in world history (as well as family history). But what Brandon really wants to do with his time ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • Superhero Instruction Manual

    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    Anyone can be a superhero and this guidebook will show you how! Just follow six easy steps and you’ll be saving the world in no time.Join an aspiring hero as he selects a secret identity, chooses a power, and much, much more. But be warned: it isn’t easy being super. And sometimes the greatest acts of heroism need a helping hand to get off the ground.Kristy Dempsey’s rollicking text, coupled with ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • Middle School Bites 4: Night of the Vam-Wolf-Zom

    by Steven Banks ...
    Illustrated by Mark Fearing ...
    Series series Middle School Bites
    Tom the Vam-Wolf-Zom is back—and so is the zombie that bit him—in this monstrously funny series about a boy who’s dying to fit in.Eleven-year-old Tom was bit by a vampire, a werewolf, and a zombie right before the first day of middle school. It was a weird and crazy day. And he didn’t even get excused from sixth grade!Now Tom is stuck navigating normal middle-school conundrums as the world's only ... Read more

    $8.09 USD

  • How Martha Saved Her Parents from Green Beans

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    Martha HATES green beans. When some mean, green bandits stroll into town, anyone who ever said "Eat your green beans" is in big trouble. But when the beans kidnap Martha's parents, Martha is forced to take action. She can think of only one way to stop the villainous veggies from taking over her town, and it’s not pretty...or tasty. Featuring absurdly funny text and illustrations with attitude, ... Read more

    $10.99 USD