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  • The Quotable Stoner

    More that 1,100 Baked, Lit-Up, and Zonked-Out Quotes in Tribute to (and as a Result of) Smoking Weed

    by Holden Blunts ...
    "I love my FedEx guy 'cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it . . . and he's always on time."--Mitch HedbergTalking about weed? It never gets old. There's just a whole lot to be said. And in this book, you'll find more than a thousand hilarious, half-baked quotes about marijuana and its (medicinal, calming, overall awesome) influence on movies, people, politics, and pop culture from ... Read more

    Was $8.99 USD Now $2.99 USD

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  • Best of Aussie Slang

    by John Blackman ...
    If you don't buy this book you're one chop short of a barbecue!Is your knowledge of Aussie slang sadly lacking? Are you feeling like a bandicoot on a burnt ridge, and running around like a blue-arsed fly? If so, don't chuck a wobbly, simply take a squiz at John Blackman's Best of Aussie Slang and she'll be apples!This latest literary triumph from John Blackman is the ultimate guide to the lingo of ... Read more

    $9.89 USD

  • Don't Come the Raw Prawn!

    by John Blackman ...
    "Brilliant", "Arguably the most important work in its field", "A literary masterpiece" … just a few of the accolades critics didn't shower on John Blackman's first book, The Aussie Slang Dictionary**.**Despite this, it became a smash-hit success. Don't Come the Raw Prawn! is the side-splitting, risque sequel of words and phrases so dear to the Australian heart.Blackman, the multimedia personality ... Read more

    $9.89 USD

  • Quarter Life Poetry

    Poems for the Young, Broke and Hangry

    The creator of the popular Quarter Life Poetry Tumblr and Instagram tackles real-life truths of work, money, sex, and many other 20-something challenges in this laugh-out-loud collection of poetry.Samantha Jayne knows that life post-college isn't as glamorous as all undergrads think it's going to be... because she's currently living it. At 25, Samantha began creating doodles and funny poems about ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • More Aussie Gags

    by John Blackman ...
    This guy walks into a bar … No no! Have you heard the one about … Oh, how did it go? There was this blonde who … Hmm. Do you ever wish you could remember all the gags and one-liners you've heard over the years and become the envy of all your friends and colleagues?Well, wish no more. Hot on the heels of the hugely successful Aussie Gags, John Blackman presents another hilarious collection of the ... Read more

    $9.89 USD

  • Very Bad Poetry

    Writing very bad poetry requires talent. It helps to have a wooden ear for words, a penchant for sinking into a mire of sentimentality, and an enviable confidence that allows one to write despite absolutely appalling incompetence.The 131 poems collected in this first-of-its-kind anthology are so glaringly awful that they embody a kind of genius. From Fred Emerson Brooks' "The Stuttering Lover" to ... Read more

    Was $10.99 USD Now $5.99 USD

  • A Child's First Book of Trump

    With Audio Recording

    **A New York Times bestseller!What do you do when you spot a wild Trump in the election season? New York Times bestselling author and comedian Michael Ian Black has some sage advice for children (and all the rest of us who are scratching our heads in disbelief) in this perfectly timely parody picture book intended for adults that would be hysterical if it wasn’t so true.**The beasty is called an ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • Strictly for Grandpas

    by Tony Greeves ...
    This book of commentaries on the vagaries of life sharpened up by (mostly) light-hearted verse is a reflection of some of the author’s thoughts and experiences. Love, sex, politicians, philosophy, box-ticking, egoism, political correctness and stupidity are treated with respect, appreciation, cynicism, humour, or scathing scorn as appropriate. Grandpas (and hopefully many others) will find they ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Suddenly Sixty

    And Other Shocks of Later Life

    by Judith Viorst ...
    Series series Judith Viorst's Decades
    Judith Viorst is known and loved by readers of all ages, for children’s books such as Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day; nonfiction titles, including the bestseller Necessary Losses; and her collections of humorous poetry in her "decade" series, which make perfect gifts for birthdays, Mother’s Day, graduation, Christmas, Chanukah, or at any time of year.Suddenly Sixty is ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • Haiku for the Single Girl

    An uproarious, uplifting, and brazenly honest celebration of the single girl's life.Unsolicited relationship advice from relatives, disastrous dates, men who wear thumb rings, and the moments of deep satisfaction when a single girl realizes that she can do whatever she wants with her time- it's all here in Haiku for the Single Girl. Reading this brilliantly incisive and wittily illustrated ... Read more

    $6.99 USD

  • Meeting the Tormentors in Safeway

    A CANADIAN POETRY BOOK OF THE YEAR, THE NATIONAL POSTWINNER OF THE PAT LOWTHER MEMORIAL AWARDAlexandra Oliver has many arrows in her quiver-all of them sharpened to a fine point. This is an excellent and entertaining collection.”-TIMOTHY STEELEIn Meeting the Tormentors in Safeway, Alexandra Oliver zooms in on the inertias, anxieties, comedies, cruelties, and epiphanies of domestic life:They all ... Read more

    $11.59 USD

  • Obliviously On He Sails

    The Bush Administration in Rhyme

    BONUS: This edition contains an excerpt from Calvin Trillin's Quite Enough of Calvin Trillin.Does the Bush Administration sound any better in rhyme? In this biting array of verse, it at least sounds funnier. Calvin Trillin employs everything from a Gilbert and Sullivan style, for describing George Bush’s rescue in the South Carolina primary by the Christian Right (“I am, when all is said and done, ... Read more

    $4.99 USD