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Amish Love Story

by Derek Elkins ...

You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.As Jebebzediah travels away from home for the first time, he catches sight of the lovely, yet oddly misshapen Esmerelda. Before their romance has a chance to blossom, obstacles fall like chickens from heaven. Will their love see them through? Will ... Read more

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You know what I see when I check out Christian fiction at my local Christian book store? Row after row of Amish romance novels. This is a parody of them.As Jebebzediah travels away from home for the first time, he catches sight of the lovely, yet oddly misshapen Esmerelda. Before their romance has a chance to blossom, obstacles fall like chickens from heaven. Will their love see them through? Will
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How To Take Over the World and Enslave Mankind Using Common Household Items, Book One: Your Own Personal Undead Army

by Derek Elkins ...

Ever wanted your own personal army of undead slaves? Have you ever been laughed at, scoffed at, or called eccentric, mad or just plain crazy? Then this book is for you.We know that today's "mad" scientist has limited funds and may be working with a restricted budget. But lack of funding should not be a deterrent to your dreams. Even if you can't have all shiny new beakers and electrodes like those ... Read more

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Ever wanted your own personal army of undead slaves? Have you ever been laughed at, scoffed at, or called eccentric, mad or just plain crazy? Then this book is for you.We know that today's "mad" scientist has limited funds and may be working with a restricted budget. But lack of funding should not be a deterrent to your dreams. Even if you can't have all shiny new beakers and electrodes like those
... Read more
Among Wolves

by Derek Elkins ...

A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves?Beneath the surface, the wolf roams. ... Read more

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A man, lost in the forest during a rainstorm, finds his way to a cabin in the woods. But are the people in the cabin truly what they seem? And what secrets lie hidden within the lost traveler? When nothing and no one is as they seem, who is trapped as a wolf among wolves?Beneath the surface, the wolf roams.
... Read more
Three Conversations

by Derek Elkins ...

People have a lot of different problems with Christianity. Some of the problems revolve around logic, some emotional and others are a little of both.This play revolves around three groups of people in the same restaurant, a group of two men, a group of two women and a group of three teenagers. Their conversations, all about Chrstianity and their objections to it are played out over a quiet lunch ... Read more

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People have a lot of different problems with Christianity. Some of the problems revolve around logic, some emotional and others are a little of both.This play revolves around three groups of people in the same restaurant, a group of two men, a group of two women and a group of three teenagers. Their conversations, all about Chrstianity and their objections to it are played out over a quiet lunch
... Read more
All Fall Down

by Derek Elkins ...

After years of deception have finally caught up with Ray, he takes his family to the woods to end it all. But someone or something has other plans.Ray is a stock trader who's been skimming a little off the top for years. After being caught and fired, Ray grabs his wife and kids and heads off to a summer cabin for a little getaway and to end it all. But there's something waiting for Ray in the ... Read more

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After years of deception have finally caught up with Ray, he takes his family to the woods to end it all. But someone or something has other plans.Ray is a stock trader who's been skimming a little off the top for years. After being caught and fired, Ray grabs his wife and kids and heads off to a summer cabin for a little getaway and to end it all. But there's something waiting for Ray in the
... Read more
City on the Edge of Tomorrow

by Derek Elkins ...

An autistic boy is taken in the middle of the night by something made from blackness that drags him into the attic and through a portal to a different world. His father is not two steps behind, struggling through an alien landscape where every thought, every whim can be turned into reality. As he searches desperately for his son, he faces an enemy intent on stopping him no matter the cost: an ... Read more

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An autistic boy is taken in the middle of the night by something made from blackness that drags him into the attic and through a portal to a different world. His father is not two steps behind, struggling through an alien landscape where every thought, every whim can be turned into reality. As he searches desperately for his son, he faces an enemy intent on stopping him no matter the cost: an
... Read more
If That's What Makes You Happy

by Derek Elkins ...

Robert is a husband and father of two who just wants peace in his life. To this end, he's adopted the mantra, "If that's what makes you happy..."But is striving for the happiness of his wife and children really making Robert's life easier or does it bring a whole new set of problems to his existence? ... Read more

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Robert is a husband and father of two who just wants peace in his life. To this end, he's adopted the mantra, "If that's what makes you happy..."But is striving for the happiness of his wife and children really making Robert's life easier or does it bring a whole new set of problems to his existence?
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Bedlam’s Door

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A doctor, a banker, a professor and a man of nefarious origins gather together in the house of a scientist over dinner. The scientist's big announcement? He's invented a time machine that will send his essence into the future. After a successful five-minute test, the scientist executes his greatest feat: a trip to a future over one hundred years into the future. Once in the future, the scientist ... Read more

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A doctor, a banker, a professor and a man of nefarious origins gather together in the house of a scientist over dinner. The scientist's big announcement? He's invented a time machine that will send his essence into the future. After a successful five-minute test, the scientist executes his greatest feat: a trip to a future over one hundred years into the future. Once in the future, the scientist
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Deranged Love

by Derek Elkins ...

Love is a many splendored thing. It's big and splendored and covered with warts and all kinds of stuff, like emotions and big fluffy hair, like the kind you saw in the Eighties or whatever. For a single price, you get not one, not two but four stories about this crazy little thing called Love. You get the best-selling (at least in the author's mind) story of love, betrayal, and a complete absence ... Read more

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Love is a many splendored thing. It's big and splendored and covered with warts and all kinds of stuff, like emotions and big fluffy hair, like the kind you saw in the Eighties or whatever. For a single price, you get not one, not two but four stories about this crazy little thing called Love. You get the best-selling (at least in the author's mind) story of love, betrayal, and a complete absence
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Detective Story

by Derek Elkins ...

A detective, minding his own business is brought into a web of intrigue and murder by a mysterious lady. As he delves further into the morass, every meeting holds a beating and every step ends in confusion. ... Read more

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A detective, minding his own business is brought into a web of intrigue and murder by a mysterious lady. As he delves further into the morass, every meeting holds a beating and every step ends in confusion.
... Read more
The Wacky Misadventures of Eddie: the Guy with the PhD in Philosophy

by Derek Elkins ...

There's an old saying that a PhD in Philosophy is really only good for two things: teaching and digging ditches. Eddie, a guy with a PhD in Philosophy finds out just how apt that old saying can be, finding that his mind consistently betrays him as he attempts the most menial of labors.Intelligence can be a good thing if its used in the right place at the right time. ... Read more

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There's an old saying that a PhD in Philosophy is really only good for two things: teaching and digging ditches. Eddie, a guy with a PhD in Philosophy finds out just how apt that old saying can be, finding that his mind consistently betrays him as he attempts the most menial of labors.Intelligence can be a good thing if its used in the right place at the right time.
... Read more
The Trouble with Bricks

by Derek Elkins ...

The siblings have their lives turned inside out when an overweight fairy appears and shoots them to a different world: a world of underwear trees, rivers of lard, and into the pages of The Trouble with Bricks. Once there, they are befriended by a leprechaun hunter named Frank, a sasquatch named Melvin, and Frank's Colon, an organ with arms, legs and a serious attitude problem.Suzie and Cleotus ... Read more

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The siblings have their lives turned inside out when an overweight fairy appears and shoots them to a different world: a world of underwear trees, rivers of lard, and into the pages of The Trouble with Bricks. Once there, they are befriended by a leprechaun hunter named Frank, a sasquatch named Melvin, and Frank's Colon, an organ with arms, legs and a serious attitude problem.Suzie and Cleotus
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