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Alan Katz Presents: The Funniest School Joke Book Ever

by Alan Katz ...

Series series Alan Katz Presents
Alan Katz's funniest jokes for school ever!Alan Katz's funniest jokes for school, all in one book! ... Read more

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Alan Katz's funniest jokes for school ever!Alan Katz's funniest jokes for school, all in one book!
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S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #6: Field Day!

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Alex Lopez ...

Series Book 6 - S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes
If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the super-sleuthing, world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the sixth book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.It’s Field Day! Milton Worthy is Room 311B’s team captain and ready to lead the second-grade team to victory.Little does he know, his classroom’s pet ferret is hatching yet another ... Read more

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If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the super-sleuthing, world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the sixth book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.It’s Field Day! Milton Worthy is Room 311B’s team captain and ready to lead the second-grade team to victory.Little does he know, his classroom’s pet ferret is hatching yet another
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Ricky Vargas: The Funniest Kid in the World

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Stacy Curtis ...

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Now's your chance to meet the funniest kid in the world!Ricky Vargas is funny. He is so funny he can make you snort milk out of your nose...even if you're not drinking any!In three stories, Ricky manages to get carried away at the school spelling bee, ruin the class picture, and speak his own language. But don't worry, no matter what trouble Ricky finds himself in, he always knows just how to make ... Read more

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Now's your chance to meet the funniest kid in the world!Ricky Vargas is funny. He is so funny he can make you snort milk out of your nose...even if you're not drinking any!In three stories, Ricky manages to get carried away at the school spelling bee, ruin the class picture, and speak his own language. But don't worry, no matter what trouble Ricky finds himself in, he always knows just how to make
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Two Sides to Everything

Poems Where Serious Meets Silly

by Rose Horowitz, Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Lian Cho ...

This poetry collection picture book joyously offers two takes on 40 kid-friendly topics; one poem in each pair is handled seriously and the other with a lighter touch. It’s a celebration of different perspectives, from bestselling author Alan Katz, Pulitzer Prize-nominated journalist Rose Horowitz, and award-winning illustrator Lian Cho.There's always more than one way to think about something; ... Read more

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This poetry collection picture book joyously offers two takes on 40 kid-friendly topics; one poem in each pair is handled seriously and the other with a lighter touch. It’s a celebration of different perspectives, from bestselling author Alan Katz, Pulitzer Prize-nominated journalist Rose Horowitz, and award-winning illustrator Lian Cho.There's always more than one way to think about something;
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Get the H*ll Out of My House

A Cautionary Tale of an Empty Nester's Worst Nightmare

by Alan Katz ...

Just when you thought they’d moved out for good…Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what’s even better?Being an empty nester.Oh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day…That child comes back.Goodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.It’s a fact that 52% of millennials are living in their ... Read more

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Just when you thought they’d moved out for good…Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what’s even better?Being an empty nester.Oh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day…That child comes back.Goodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.It’s a fact that 52% of millennials are living in their
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The Funniest Joke Book Ever For Kids

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Ellen Duda ...

Series series Alan Katz Presents
Try not to laugh! Jokes for kids so funny they'll have you on the ground in no time!I crossed a fish with an elephant.What did you get?Swim trunks!Who’s a golfer’s favorite wizard?Harry Putter!Careful, the jokes in this book are so funny you might just laugh your socks off! From knock knocks to puns a plenty, The Funniest Joke Book Ever For Kids is positively overflowing with funny! It even has ... Read more

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Try not to laugh! Jokes for kids so funny they'll have you on the ground in no time!I crossed a fish with an elephant.What did you get?Swim trunks!Who’s a golfer’s favorite wizard?Harry Putter!Careful, the jokes in this book are so funny you might just laugh your socks off! From knock knocks to puns a plenty, The Funniest Joke Book Ever For Kids is positively overflowing with funny! It even has
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Poems I Wrote When No One Was Looking

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Edward Koren ...

Bestselling author Alan Katz, of Silly Dilly fame, knows kid humor, and he knows just what subjects are funniest—from school to siblings to sports, this assortment of spirited poetry has something for everyone. In the tradition of Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky, with black-and-white illustrations throughout, this collection of more than 100 poems will have kids roaring with laughter! ... Read more

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Bestselling author Alan Katz, of Silly Dilly fame, knows kid humor, and he knows just what subjects are funniest—from school to siblings to sports, this assortment of spirited poetry has something for everyone. In the tradition of Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky, with black-and-white illustrations throughout, this collection of more than 100 poems will have kids roaring with laughter!
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The Lieography of Thomas Edison

The Absolutely Untrue, Totally Made Up, 100% Fake Life Story of the World's Greatest Inventor

by Alan Katz ...

Thomas Edison, world-class inventor. You might know that he devised the electric light bulb and the phonograph. But what about his development of train-controlling sticks? Or his airborne way to send pancakes to his Cousin Fran in Texas? You’re about to be treated to the Lieographical aspects of Thomas Edison’s life, in this funny, lighthearted, “all that didn’t happen” take on the man whose ... Read more

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Thomas Edison, world-class inventor. You might know that he devised the electric light bulb and the phonograph. But what about his development of train-controlling sticks? Or his airborne way to send pancakes to his Cousin Fran in Texas? You’re about to be treated to the Lieographical aspects of Thomas Edison’s life, in this funny, lighthearted, “all that didn’t happen” take on the man whose
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Mosquitoes Are Ruining My Summer!

And Other Silly Dilly Camp Songs

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by David Catrow ...

Smelly bunks! Attacking mosquitoes! Impossible arts and crafts, oh my! Bestselling team and authorities on all things seriously silly Alan Katz and David Catrow hike their hilarity out to summer camp to transform another set of familiar tunes into wildly funny songs for kids and counselors to croon. With song parodies such as “This Whole Bunk Is Very Cluttered” (to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of ... Read more

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Smelly bunks! Attacking mosquitoes! Impossible arts and crafts, oh my! Bestselling team and authorities on all things seriously silly Alan Katz and David Catrow hike their hilarity out to summer camp to transform another set of familiar tunes into wildly funny songs for kids and counselors to croon. With song parodies such as “This Whole Bunk Is Very Cluttered” (to the tune of “The Battle Hymn of
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S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #1: The Great Escape

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Alex Lopez ...

Series Book 1 - S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes
If there’s aproblem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substituteteachers of the S.O.S.! This is the first book of this hilarious, highlyillustrated early chapter book series.**When MiltonWorthy learns his classroom’s pet ferret is the evil mastermind behind adastardly plot for world domination, it’s more than just about any kid couldhandle. But then not every kid is the son of ... Read more

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If there’s aproblem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substituteteachers of the S.O.S.! This is the first book of this hilarious, highlyillustrated early chapter book series.**When MiltonWorthy learns his classroom’s pet ferret is the evil mastermind behind adastardly plot for world domination, it’s more than just about any kid couldhandle. But then not every kid is the son of
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That Stinks!

A Punny Show-and-Tell

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Stephen Gilpin ...

From humorist Alan Katz and illustrator Stephen Gilpin comes a very punny picture book about a series of show-and-tell misunderstandings.When the teacher says it’s too rainy to go outside for recess and the kids must stay inside for show and tell, she gets an unexpected reaction: “That stinks!” exclaims Jimmy. The class gasps—but then it turns out Jimmy has brought a skunk for show and tell! “Aw, ... Read more

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From humorist Alan Katz and illustrator Stephen Gilpin comes a very punny picture book about a series of show-and-tell misunderstandings.When the teacher says it’s too rainy to go outside for recess and the kids must stay inside for show and tell, she gets an unexpected reaction: “That stinks!” exclaims Jimmy. The class gasps—but then it turns out Jimmy has brought a skunk for show and tell! “Aw,
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Me! Me! Mine!

by Alan Katz ...

Illustrated by Pascal Lemaitre ...

Rocky Dachshund is back in an all-new first experience story from bestselling author Alan Katz and illustrator Pascal Lemaitre. This time, Rocky just won’t share! On the playground, he hogs the swings. He never passes the basketball during the game, and in art class he wants all the crayons and all the markers! Young readers are sure to giggle as this “me, mine” barker learns the importance of ... Read more

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Rocky Dachshund is back in an all-new first experience story from bestselling author Alan Katz and illustrator Pascal Lemaitre. This time, Rocky just won’t share! On the playground, he hogs the swings. He never passes the basketball during the game, and in art class he wants all the crayons and all the markers! Young readers are sure to giggle as this “me, mine” barker learns the importance of
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