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  • S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #2: The Zoo Switcheroo

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Alex Lopez ...
    Series Book 2 - S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes
    If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the second book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.**Oh no!Noah—part time classroom pet, full-time evil mastermind—has his paws set on settingfree all the animals at the city zoo.Good thing that when there’s a problem, there’sno substitute for the super ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #1: The Great Escape

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Alex Lopez ...
    Series Book 1 - S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes
    If there’s aproblem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substituteteachers of the S.O.S.! This is the first book of this hilarious, highlyillustrated early chapter book series.**When MiltonWorthy learns his classroom’s pet ferret is the evil mastermind behind adastardly plot for world domination, it’s more than just about any kid couldhandle. But then not every kid is the son of ... Read more

    Was $5.99 USD Now $3.99 USD

  • S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #5: Frenemies

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Alex Lopez ...
    Series Book 5 - S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes
    If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the fifth book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.Keep your friends close and your enemies closer! When Snowball, the puffball hamster in Ms. Kim’s classroom, accidentally sips the teacher’s leftover protein shake, she transforms into a monster like ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #3: Food Fight!

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Alex Lopez ...
    Series Book 3 - S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes
    If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute forthe world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the third book ofthis hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.Oh, no! Noah, the classroom’s evilpet ferret, has stolen everyone’s lunch—and worse yet, he’s done it on a daywhen Milton’s mom, the class’s go-to super-sub, is off on another assignment.Will Milton be ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • The Funniest Joke Book Ever For Kids

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Ellen Duda ...
    Try not to laugh! Jokes for kids so funny they'll have you on the ground in no time!I crossed a fish with an elephant.What did you get?Swim trunks!Who’s a golfer’s favorite wizard?Harry Putter!Careful, the jokes in this book are so funny you might just laugh your socks off! From knock knocks to puns a plenty, The Funniest Joke Book Ever For Kids is positively overflowing with funny! It even has ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • Trouble in Toyland

    A QUIX Book

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Sernur Isik ...
    Series series Elf Academy
    Travel to the North Pole in this first book in a brand-new series about a young elf’s merry misadventures, part of the Aladdin QUIX line of fun-to-read, short chapter books that’s perfect for emerging readers!Andy Snowden is one of the many North Pole elves who make holiday gifts for children all around the world. But day after day, week after week, Andy starts to grow tired of the same old ... Read more

    $5.99 USD

  • The Lieography of Babe Ruth

    The Absolutely Untrue, Totally Made Up, 100% Fake Life Story of Baseball's Greatest Slugger

    by Alan Katz ...
    Babe Ruth, incredible ballplayer. You might know that he was widely considered baseball’s greatest hitter. But what about his feat of pitching to himself and blasting 25 straight home runs? Or his knack for removing kids’ spleens and kidneys despite not having any medical training? You’re about to be treated to the Lieographical aspects of Babe Ruth’s life, in this funny, lighthearted, “all that ... Read more

    $7.99 USD

  • Ricky Vargas: The Funniest Kid in the World

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Stacy Curtis ...
    Series series
    Now's your chance to meet the funniest kid in the world!Ricky Vargas is funny. He is so funny he can make you snort milk out of your nose...even if you're not drinking any!In three stories, Ricky manages to get carried away at the school spelling bee, ruin the class picture, and speak his own language. But don't worry, no matter what trouble Ricky finds himself in, he always knows just how to make ... Read more

    $2.99 USD

  • Poems I Wrote When No One Was Looking

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Edward Koren ...
    Bestselling author Alan Katz, of Silly Dilly fame, knows kid humor, and he knows just what subjects are funniest—from school to siblings to sports, this assortment of spirited poetry has something for everyone. In the tradition of Shel Silverstein and Jack Prelutsky, with black-and-white illustrations throughout, this collection of more than 100 poems will have kids roaring with laughter! ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • Get the H*ll Out of My House

    A Cautionary Tale of an Empty Nester's Worst Nightmare

    by Alan Katz ...
    Just when you thought they’d moved out for good…Being a mommy is great. So is being a daddy. But do you know what’s even better?Being an empty nester.Oh, the joys of watching a fully raised child sprout wings and move away. Until the horrifying day…That child comes back.Goodbye tranquility. Goodbye cleanliness. Goodbye leftover meatloaf.It’s a fact that 52% of millennials are living in their ... Read more

    $10.99 USD

  • S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes #4: Super Fun World

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Alex Lopez ...
    Series Book 4 - S.O.S.: Society of Substitutes
    If there’s a problem in school, there’s no substitute for the world-saving substitute teachers of the S.O.S.! This is the fourth book of this hilarious, highly illustrated early chapter book series.It’s Spring Break! Milton Worthy and his family are off on a vacation to Super Fun World. It’s a week filled with roller coasters, rides, and fried food—and no super-sub missions for seven whole days ... Read more

    $3.99 USD

  • If I Didn't Have You

    by Alan Katz ...
    Illustrated by Chris Robertson ...
    A father and son discuss the variety of outlandish items they might have if not for the other in this funny and heartfelt look at the appreciation we have for our families.There are tons of things a parent or child could have, if they didn’t have each other. A dad may be able to have a sleek sports car, and a son could have candy for every meal.But if to have those things, they wouldn’t have each ... Read more

    $10.99 USD