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Unbearable

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The Fate of the World is in His Hands.Sorry About That.A sword. A dragon. A lowlife.Ortiz is a man without grand ambition or talent. He survives by being mildly useful and eminently disposable, destined to end up in a shallow grave. But on the day he’s digging that grave, he discovers a magic sword. Not just any magic sword, but the magic sword: A weapon that keeps away the apocalypse in the form ... Read more

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The Fate of the World is in His Hands.Sorry About That.A sword. A dragon. A lowlife.Ortiz is a man without grand ambition or talent. He survives by being mildly useful and eminently disposable, destined to end up in a shallow grave. But on the day he’s digging that grave, he discovers a magic sword. Not just any magic sword, but the magic sword: A weapon that keeps away the apocalypse in the form
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Emperor Mollusk versus The Sinister Brain

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"With this flashy tale of alien invaders and an evil, time-hopping brain" an Alex award–winning author "delivers space opera straight out of the pulp era ( Publishers Weekly ).Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth.Not bad for a guy without a spine.But what's a villain to do after he's done . . . everything. With no ... Read more

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"With this flashy tale of alien invaders and an evil, time-hopping brain" an Alex award–winning author "delivers space opera straight out of the pulp era ( Publishers Weekly ).Emperor Mollusk. Intergalactic Menace. Destroyer of Worlds. Conqueror of Other Worlds. Mad Genius. Ex-Warlord of Earth.Not bad for a guy without a spine.But what's a villain to do after he's done . . . everything. With no
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The Automatic Detective

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"Reformed warrior robot Mack Megaton searches for a missing family—and a moral purpose—in a city of exotic mutants." — Entertainment WeeklyEven in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it's hard for a robot to make his way. It's even harder for a robot named Mack Megaton, a hulking machine designed to bring mankind to its knees. But Mack's not interested in world ... Read more

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"Reformed warrior robot Mack Megaton searches for a missing family—and a moral purpose—in a city of exotic mutants." — Entertainment WeeklyEven in Empire City, a town where weird science is the hope for tomorrow, it's hard for a robot to make his way. It's even harder for a robot named Mack Megaton, a hulking machine designed to bring mankind to its knees. But Mack's not interested in world
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The Last Adventure of Constance Verity

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Constance Verity has been saving the world since she was seven, and she’s sick of it. She sets off on one last adventure to reset her destiny and become the one thing she’s never been: ordinary.Ever since she was granted a wish at birth by her fairy godmother, Constance Verity has become the world’s great adventurer. She is a master of martial arts, a keen detective, and possesses a collection of ... Read more

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Constance Verity has been saving the world since she was seven, and she’s sick of it. She sets off on one last adventure to reset her destiny and become the one thing she’s never been: ordinary.Ever since she was granted a wish at birth by her fairy godmother, Constance Verity has become the world’s great adventurer. She is a master of martial arts, a keen detective, and possesses a collection of
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Monster

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"Martinez pokes at big-picture questions, like the nature of the universe and the meaning of life, with abundant, zany humor in this charming tale." — Publishers WeeklyMeet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady—for the future of the universe.Monster runs a pest control ... Read more

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"Martinez pokes at big-picture questions, like the nature of the universe and the meaning of life, with abundant, zany humor in this charming tale." — Publishers WeeklyMeet Monster. Meet Judy. Two humans who don't like each other much, but together must fight dragons, fire-breathing felines, trolls, Inuit walrus dogs, and a crazy cat lady—for the future of the universe.Monster runs a pest control
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Gil's All Fright Diner

by A. Lee Martinez ...

Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes!Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . .Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta, ... Read more

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Bloodier than Fried Green Tomatoes!Funnier than The Texas Chainsaw Massacre!Welcome to Gil's All Night Diner, where zombie attacks are a regular occurrence and you never know what might be lurking in the freezer . . .Duke and Earl are just passing through Rockwood county in their pick-up truck when they stop at the Diner for a quick bite to eat. They aren't planning to stick around-until Loretta,
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Divine Misfortune

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In this humorous urban fantasy, a married couple try to change their luck by finding a deity online.Divine Misfortune is a story of gods and mortals—in worship, in love, and at parties.Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion—again—it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online.Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would ... Read more

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In this humorous urban fantasy, a married couple try to change their luck by finding a deity online.Divine Misfortune is a story of gods and mortals—in worship, in love, and at parties.Teri and Phil had never needed their own personal god. But when Phil is passed up for a promotion—again—it's time to take matters into their own hands. And look online.Choosing a god isn't as simple as you would
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Too Many Curses

by A. Lee Martinez ...

"Martinez again succeeds in searching out the strange and delightfully humorous aspects of classic fantasy, twisting it in unusual and gratifying ways." — Library JournalThe wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. His halls are filled with his collection of fallen ... Read more

$14.39 USD

"Martinez again succeeds in searching out the strange and delightfully humorous aspects of classic fantasy, twisting it in unusual and gratifying ways." — Library JournalThe wizard Margle the Horrendous takes special pride in never killing his enemies. Instead, he transforms them into various accursed forms and locks them away in his castle. His halls are filled with his collection of fallen
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A Nameless Witch

by A. Lee Martinez ...

An "entertainingly witchy" tale of vengeance, true love, and cannibalism from the award-winning author of Too Many Curses ( Booklist).Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty—things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll ... Read more

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An "entertainingly witchy" tale of vengeance, true love, and cannibalism from the award-winning author of Too Many Curses ( Booklist).Being born undead can have its disadvantages, such as eternal youth and flawless beauty—things most unsuitable for a witch. Hiding behind the guise of a grimy old crone, the witch is content living outside Fort Stalwart with her unlikely band of allies: a troll
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In the Company of Ogres

by A. Lee Martinez ...

An uproarious new novel in the tradition of Robert Asprin and Terry Pratchett!For someone who's immortal, Never Dead Ned manages to die with alarming frequency--he just has the annoying habit of rising from the grave. But this soldier might be better dead than face his latest assignment.Ogre Company is the legion's dumping ground--a motley, undisciplined group of monsters whose leaders tend to die ... Read more

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An uproarious new novel in the tradition of Robert Asprin and Terry Pratchett!For someone who's immortal, Never Dead Ned manages to die with alarming frequency--he just has the annoying habit of rising from the grave. But this soldier might be better dead than face his latest assignment.Ogre Company is the legion's dumping ground--a motley, undisciplined group of monsters whose leaders tend to die
... Read more
Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest

by A. Lee Martinez ...

A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, and a three-legged dog hit the road where every exit—whether they like or not—leads to adventure in this fantasy by the Alex Award–winning author of Gil's All Fright Diner ."Martinez's full-blown comic talent places him in a category with Piers Anthony and Terry Pratchett as a master of comedic fantasy." — Library JournalWitness the e... ... Read more

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A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, and a three-legged dog hit the road where every exit—whether they like or not—leads to adventure in this fantasy by the Alex Award–winning author of Gil's All Fright Diner ."Martinez's full-blown comic talent places him in a category with Piers Anthony and Terry Pratchett as a master of comedic fantasy." — Library JournalWitness the e...
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Chasing the Moon

by A. Lee Martinez ...

Unspeakable horrors threaten the earth in this fantastic new comic fantasy from the author of Divine Misfortune.Diana's life was in a rut -- she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true -- because it was.The apartment was already inhabited -- by monsters. Vom the Hungering was the first to ... Read more

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Unspeakable horrors threaten the earth in this fantastic new comic fantasy from the author of Divine Misfortune.Diana's life was in a rut -- she hated her job, she was perpetually single, and she needed a place to live. But then the perfect apartment came along. It seemed too good to be true -- because it was.The apartment was already inhabited -- by monsters. Vom the Hungering was the first to
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